Golf stories, English; Golfers -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English
Bradbury followed her pointing finger. Standing in an attitude of
negligent dignity beside a pile of trunks under the letter V was a
tall, stout, ambassadorial man, at the very sight of whom, even at
this distance, Bradbury Fisher felt an odd sense of inferiority. His
pendulous cheeks, his curving waistcoat, his protruding eyes, and
the sequence of rolling chins combined to produce in Bradbury that
instinctive feeling of being in the presence of a superior which we
experience when meeting scratch golfers, head-waiters of fashionable
restaurants, and traffic-policemen. A sudden pang of suspicion pierced
him.
“Well?” he said, hoarsely. “What of him?”
“Bradbury, you must not judge me too harshly. We were thrown together
and I was tempted--”
“Woman,” thundered Bradbury Fisher, “who is this man?”
“His name is Vosper.”
“And what is there between you and him, and when did it start, and why
and how and where?”
Mrs. Fisher dabbed at her eyes with her handkerchief.
“It was at the Duke of Bootle’s, Bradbury. I was invited there for the
week-end.”
“And this man was there?”
“Yes.”
“Ha! Proceed!”
“The moment I set eyes on him, something seemed to go all over me.”
“Indeed!”
“At first it was his mere appearance. I felt that I had dreamed of
such a man all my life, and that for all these wasted years I had been
putting up with the second-best.”
“Oh, you did, eh? Really? Is that so? You did, did you?” snorted
Bradbury Fisher.
“I couldn’t help it, Bradbury. I know I have always seemed so devoted
to Blizzard, and so I was. But, honestly, there is no comparison
between them--really there isn’t. You should see the way Vosper stood
behind the Duke’s chair. Like a high priest presiding over some mystic
religious ceremony. And his voice when he asks you if you will have
sherry or hock! Like the music of some wonderful organ. I couldn’t
resist him. I approached him delicately, and found that he was willing
to come to America. He had been eighteen years with the Duke, and he
told me he couldn’t stand the sight of the back of his head any longer.
So--”
Bradbury Fisher reeled.
“This man--this Vosper. Who is he?”
“Why, I’m telling you, honey. He was the Duke’s butler, and now he’s
ours. Oh, you know how impulsive I am. Honestly, it wasn’t till we were
half-way across the Atlantic that I suddenly said to myself, ‘What
about Blizzard?’ What am I to do, Bradbury? I simply haven’t the nerve
to fire Blizzard. And yet what will happen when he walks into his
pantry and finds Vosper there? Oh, think, Bradbury, think!”
Bradbury Fisher was thinking--and for the first time in a week without
agony.
“Evangeline,” he said, gravely, “this is awkward.”
“I know.”
“Extremely awkward.”
“I know, I know. But surely you can think of some way out of the
muddle!”
“I may. I cannot promise, but I may.” He pondered deeply. “Ha! I have
it! It is just possible that I may be able to induce Gladstone Bott to
take on Blizzard.”
“Do you really think he would?”
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