Golf stories, English; Golfers -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English
“He may--if I play my cards carefully. At any rate, I will try to
persuade him. For the moment you and Vosper had better remain in New
York, while I go home and put the negotiations in train. If I am
successful, I will let you know.”
“Do try your very hardest.”
“I think I shall be able to manage it. Gladstone and I are old friends,
and he would stretch a point to oblige me. But let this be a lesson to
you, Evangeline.”
“Oh, I will.”
“By the way,” said Bradbury Fisher, “I am cabling my London agents
to-day to instruct them to buy J. H. Taylor’s shirt-stud for my
collection.”
“Quite right, Bradbury darling. And anything else you want in that way
you will get, won’t you?”
“I will,” said Bradbury Fisher.
CHAPTER III
KEEPING IN WITH VOSPER
The young man in the heather-mixture plus fours, who for some time
had been pacing the terrace above the ninth green like an imprisoned
jaguar, flung himself into a chair and uttered a snort of anguish.
“Women,” said the young man, “are the limit.”
The Oldest Member, ever ready to sympathise with youth in affliction,
turned a courteous ear.
“What,” he inquired, “has the sex been pulling on you now?”
“My wife is the best little woman in the world.”
“I can readily believe it.”
“But,” continued the young man, “I would like to bean her with a brick,
and bean her good. I told her, when she wanted to play a round with
me this afternoon, that we must start early, as the days are drawing
in. What did she do? Having got into her things, she decided that she
didn’t like the look of them and made a complete change. She then
powdered her nose for ten minutes. And when finally I got her on to the
first tee, an hour late, she went back into the clubhouse to ’phone to
her dressmaker. It will be dark before we’ve played six holes. If I
had my way, golf-clubs would make a rigid rule that no wife be allowed
to play with her husband.”
The Oldest Member nodded gravely.
“Until this is done,” he agreed, “the millennium cannot but be set
back indefinitely. Although we are told nothing about it, there can be
little doubt that one of Job’s chief trials was that his wife insisted
on playing golf with him. And, as we are on this topic, it may interest
you to hear a story.”
“I have no time to listen to stories now.”
“If your wife is telephoning to her dressmaker, you have ample time,”
replied the Sage. “The story which I am about to relate deals with a
man named Bradbury Fisher--”
“You told me that one.”
“I think not.”
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