Their believers are not now the great men and wise women of the earth
alone, but chamber-maids and servant girls who want love-powders to win
some noble swain--or some verdant countryman anxious to recover the
pilfered eelskin which contained his treasured pennies. They easily
satisfy these gullible customers, by promising the first no end of rich,
handsome princes, who are to appear some day and carry off their brides
in four-horse coaches; and the latter by an extemporaneous description
of the thief, and a wish that he may suffer pains in his head, heart,
liver, and all other important parts of his body, until the property is
restored.
Witchcraft is rife in our midst, and we do not hang or burn the hags and
beldames who practice it, or stick them full of needles, or duck them in
the horse-ponds, as in the good old days of Salem--more's the pity.
In this day of railroads and three-cent stages, they have no occasion
to perform their journeys upon broomsticks; and in our city, where cream
is only traditionary, they cannot bewitch their neighbors' churnings, or
throw their dire enchantments over the incipient cheese--so the
protective horse-shoe is of no avail.
They have robbed the trade of all its mystery and romance; we hear no
more of mighty magician, with hoary beard and flowing robe, with magic
wand and attendant spirits; no more "weird sisters," with talon fingers
and sunken eyes; not even romantic wandering gipsies--but ugly women,
with unwashed hands, who can't spell.
The calling has degenerated, and the necromantic trade has passed into
the hands of unworthy successors, who would steal their living, if
cheating wasn't easier. And the trade thrives, and the swindling
practisers thereof flaunt in silks, while honest virtue staves off
destitution by making "hickory" shirts at eight cents a piece.
Went up town, found the house, rung the bell, and was shown into a
shabby room by a stuttering girl, who informed me by instalments that
her mistress would see me presently. Examined the furniture--rickety
table, ditto chairs, bare floor with knot-holes in it, unctuous mirror,
two hair trunks, a clothes basket, and a hat-box.
Enter mistress--minus youth, beauty, hair-pins and clean stockings.
She wore no flowing robe figured with cabalistic signs, she bore no
sable wand of magic, but she was clad in a calico dress, and had a brass
candlestick in her hand--she drew no mystic circle, she performed no
inscrutable incantations, she spoke in no unknown tongue--but she put
the candlestick on the rickety table, sat down in a cane-bottomed chair,
and asked me what my name was, and what I wanted.
Told her I wanted to find out who I was going to marry, and wanted her
to tell me a lucky number in the lottery, which should draw a prize big
enough to support the family--also wanted a description of the man who
stole my jack-knife, and a knowledge of the place where I could find the
same.
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