Now she began to work--she did not consult the stars--she did not cast
my horoscope--she did not even ask me where I was born, or what my
father did for a living--she exhibited no strange paraphernalia of
sorcery and conjuration--no obscure language, suggestive of a divination
or enchantment, fell from her prophetic lips.
She only asked me if I had any moles on my person, and what I dreamed
about last night--then plunging her hand through a slit in the side of
her dress, she fished out from some unknown depth a pack of cards.
Greasy were they, and well worn--the knave of spades had his legs torn
off, the queen of diamonds had her face scratched with a thimble, two of
the aces were stuck together with beeswax, and the king of clubs had
evidently been used to skim flies out of the molasses.
After much shuffling of the royal and plebeian members of the pack, she
got them fixed to her satisfaction, and I proceeded to draw therefrom
nine cards, which she disposed in three symmetrical piles; then looked
them over--bit her lip--stamped her foot; then told me that my knife had
been stolen by a squint-eyed Irishman, who had disposed of it to his
uncle for a dozen cotton night-caps, sixty cigars and thirty cents ready
money, and that if I was anxious to reclaim it, I would find it at No. 1
Round the Corner.
Asked her if I was big enough to lick the Irishman, at which she waxed
indignant, and for a moment I half feared she would turn me into some
horrible monster; that, like Circe of old, she would exercise her magic
power, and qualify me to play a star engagement at the Metropolitan
Theatre by transforming me into an elephant, a she-wolf, or a Bengal
tiger.
But, as my mouth didn't get any larger, my toe nails grow any longer, or
my fingers change to claws; as I felt no growing appetite for blood, and
my nose didn't elongate into a trunk, I soon recovered my equanimity.
Then she went on to say that No. 67 would draw me a prize in the
lottery, and that I could get it of "Sam"--that I would marry a
red-haired woman, who would die and leave me with a nursing baby--that I
would then be "jilted" by a widow, and finally wed a lady whose
description corresponds exactly with my present washer-woman; our family
is to increase to seventeen; my second son is to be President, and my
eldest daughter is to run away with the Czar of all the Russias. She
wasn't exactly positive about the manner of my death, but from the looks
of the jack of clubs, she "judged I should break my neck coming home
from a clam-bake."
Gave her a dollar, and left. A month has passed--67 seems a promising
number--hav'n't got my knife yet, but live in hope--have seen my future
wife, hav'n't yet proposed, but have reason to suppose she would not
object.
She was in Catharine street, and had a basket on her head full of
shrimps.
[Illustration: City Target Excursion.]
X.
City Target Excursion.
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