England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Manners and customs -- Fiction
I said nothing. Dolly rose and walked to the window. She swung the
tassel of the blind and it bumped against the window. The failing sun
caught her ruddy brown hair. There were curls on her forehead, too.
“It’s a grand world,” said I. “And, after all, one can grow old very
gradually.”
“You’re not really old,” said Dolly, with the fleetest glance at me. A
glance should not be over-long.
“Gradually and disgracefully,” I murmured.
“If you met me for the first time--” said Dolly, swinging the tassel.
“By Heaven, it should be the last!” I cried, and I rose to my feet.
Dolly let the tassel go, and made me a very pretty curtsey.
“I am going to another party tonight,” said I, nodding my head
significantly.
“Ah!” said Dolly.
“And I shall again,” I pursued, “spend my time with the prettiest woman
in the room.”
“Shall you?” asked Dolly, smiling.
“I am a very fortunate fellow,” I observed. “And as for Mrs. Hilary, she
may say what she likes.”
“Oh, does Mrs. Hilary know the Other Lady?”
I walked toward the door.
“There is,” said I, laying my hand on the door, “no Other Lady.”
“I shall get there about eleven,” said Dolly.
WHAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN
Unfortunately it was Sunday; therefore the gardeners could not be
ordered to shift the long row of flower pots from the side of the
terrace next the house, where Dolly had ordered them to be put, to the
side remote from the house, where Dolly now wished them to stand. Yet
Dolly could not think of living with the pots where they were till
Monday. It would kill her, she said. So Archie left the cool shade of
the great trees, where Dolly sat doing nothing, and Nellie Phaeton sat
splicing the gig whip, and I lay in a deck chair with something iced
beside me. Outside the sun was broiling hot and poor Archie mopped his
brow at every weary journey across the broad terrace.
“It’s a burning’ shame, Dolly,” said Miss Phaeton. “I wouldn’t do it if
I were him.”
“Oh, yes, you would, dear,” said Dolly. “The pots looked atrocious on
that side.”
I took a long sip from my glass, and observed in a meditative tone:
“There but for the grace of woman, goes Samuel Travers Carter.”
Dolly’s lazy lids half lifted. Miss Phaeton mumbled (Her mouth was full
of twine):
“What DO you mean?”
“Nemo omnibus horis sapit,” said I apologetically.
“I don’t know what that means either.”
“Nemo--everybody,” I translated, “sapit--has been in
love--omnibus--once--horis--at least.”
“Oh, and you mean she wouldn’t have you?” asked Nellie, with blunt
directness.
“Not quite that,” said I. “They--”
“THEY?” murmured Dolly, with half-lifted lids.
“THEY,” I pursued, “regretfully recognized my impossibility. Hence I am
not carrying pots across a broad terrace under a hot sun.”
“Why did they think you impossible?” asked Miss Phaeton, who takes much
interest in this sort of question.
“A variety of reasons: for one, I was too clever, for another, too
stupid; for others, too good--or too bad; too serious--or too frivolous;
too poor or--”
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