However, no matter what work was or was not done there, the Stannaries
Office was a fact, and a fact for which the nation paid, and according
to the entries in the Civil Service estimates, paid pretty handsomely.
For there was a Lord Commissioner of Stannaries, at two thousand
a-year, and a secretary at one thousand, and a private secretary
at three hundred, and four-and-twenty clerks at salaries ranging
from one to eight hundred, besides messengers and office-keepers.
It was a well-thought-of office to; the men engaged in it went into
good society, and were recognised as brother officials by the lofty
bureaucrats of the Treasury and the Foreign Office--great creatures,
who looked upon Somerset House and the Post Office as tenanted by
the sons of peers' butlers, and who regarded the Custom House as a
damp place somewhere on the Thames, where amphibious persons known as
"tide-waiters" searched passengers' baggage. But it was by no means
_infra dig_. to know men in the Stannaries; and that department of
the public service annually contributed a by no means small share
of the best dancers and amateur performers of the day. "Only give
us gentlemen," Mr. Branwhite, the secretary, would say in his first
official interview with a newly-appointed Lord Commissioner--for the
patronage of his office was vested in the Lord Commissioner of the
Stannaries, who was a political functionary, and came in and went out
with the Government--"only give us gentlemen; that's all I ask. We
don't require much brains in this place, and that's the truth; but we
do want birth and breeding." And on these points Mr. Branwhite, who
was the son of an auctioneer at Penrith, and who combined the grace
of Dr. Johnson with the geniality of Dr. Abernethy, was inexorable.
The cry was echoed everywhere throughout the office. "Let's have
gentlemen, for God's sake!" little Fitzbinkie, the private secretary,
would say, adding, with a look of as much horror as he could throw
into his eyeglass--you never saw his eyes--"there was a fellow here
the other day, came to see my lord. Worthington--you've heard about
him--wonderful fellow at the Admiralty, great gun at figures, and
organisation, and that kind of thing; reformed the navy almost, and so
on; and--give you my honour--he had on a brown shooting-jacket, and
a black-silk waistcoat, give you my word! Frightful, eh? Let's have
gentlemen, at any price."
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