And the prayer of these great creatures was, to a large extent,
answered. Most of the men in the Stannaries Office were
pleasant, agreeable, sufficiently educated, well-dressed, and
gentlemanly-mannered. Within the previous few years there had been a
Scotch and an Irish Lord Commissioner, and each of them had left traces
of his patronage in the office: the first in the importation of two or
three grave men, who, not finding work enough to do, filled up their
leisure by reading statistics, or working out mathematical problems;
the last, by the appointment of half-a-dozen roistering blades, who
did very little of the work there was to do, and required the help
of a Maunders' "Treasury of Knowledge," subscribed for amongst them,
to enable them to do what they did; but who were such good riders
and such first-rate convivialists that they were found in mounts and
supper-parties for two-thirds of the year. The Irish element was,
however, decidedly unpopular with Mr. Branwhite, the secretary, a
cold-blooded, fish-like man, dry and tasteless, like a human captain's
biscuit, who had no animal spirits himself, and consequently hated
them in others. He was a long, thin, melancholy-looking fiddle-faced
sort of a man, who tried to hide his want of manner under an assumed
_brusquerie_ and bluntness of speech. He had been originally brought
up as a barrister, and owed his present appointment to the fact of
his having a very pretty wife, who attracted the senile attentions
and won the flagging heart of the Earl of Lechmere, who happened to
be Lord Commissioner of the Stannaries when Sir Francis Pongo died,
after forty years' tenure of the secretaryship. Lord Lechmere having,
when he called at Mrs. Branwhite's pretty villa in the Old Brompton
lanes, been frequently embarrassed by the presence of Mr. Branwhite,
that gentleman's barristerial practice being not sufficient to take him
often to the single chamber which he rented in Quality Court, Chancery
Lane, thought this a favourable opportunity to improve the Branwhite
finances, in this instance at least without cost to himself, and of
assuring himself of Mr. Branwhite's necessitated absence from the Old
Brompton villa during certain periods of the day. Hence Mr. Branwhite's
appointment as secretary to H.M. Stannaries. There was a row about it,
of course. Why did not the promotion "go in the office"? That is what
the Stannaries men wanted to know, and what they threatened to get
several members of Parliament to inquire of the Financial Secretary to
the Treasury, who replied on Stannaries matters in the Lower House.
_The Official Chronicle_, that erudite and uncompromising advocate
of the Government service, came out with a series of letters signed
"Eraser," "Half-margin," and "Nunquam Dormio;" and a leader in which
Lord Lechmere was compared to King David, and Mr. Branwhite to Uriah
the Hittite, the parallel in the latter case being heightened by the
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