"You weren't dreamin', dear; at least, I should say not, unless you
have dreams like them chief butlers and bakers, and other cur'ous
pipple in the Bible one reads of, which had their dreams 'terpreted.
It's quite true--not that it's made more so by your Ann having said it;
for a more shameful little liar there don't talk in this parish!" said
Mrs. Jupp, getting very red in the face.
"You never took kindly to that gell, Mrs. Jupp," said the old lady
placidly--she was far too rich to get in a rage--"you never took kindly
to that gell from the first, when I took her out of charity, owin' to
her father's being throwed out of work on account of Jupp's cousin
stoppin' payment."
Though said in Mrs. Fowler's calmest tones, and without a change of
expression on the speaker's childish old face, this was meant to be a
hard hit, and was received as such by Mrs. Jupp.
"I don't know nothin' 'bout stoppin' payment, nor Jupp's cousins," said
that lady, with a redundancy of negatives and a very shrill voice; "my
own fam'ly has always paid their way, and Jupp has a 'count at the
Devon Bank, where his writin' is as good as gold, and will be so long
as I live. But I _du_ know that I've never liked that gell Ann Bradshaw
since she told a passil o' lies about my Joey and the hen-roost!"
"Well, well, never mind Ann Bradshaw," said Mrs. Powler, who had had
vast experience of Mrs. Jupp's powers of boredom in connection with the
subject of her Joey and the hen-roost; "never mind about the gell; I
allays kip her out o' your way, and I must ha' been main thoughtless
when I let her name slip out just now before you. So someone did come
in a po'-shay last night, then, and did drive to the Tower? Do you know
who it was?"
"Not of my own knowledge," replied Mrs. Jupp in a softened voice--it
would never have done to have quarrelled with Mrs. Powler, from
whom she derived much present benefit, and from whom she expected a
legacy--"but Groper, who was up there this morning wi' the sallt water
for the Captain's bath, says it's the Doctor."
"Lor', now!" said Mrs. Powler, lifting up her hands in astonishment;
"I can't fancy why passons go messin' wi' sallt water, and baths, and
such-like. They must be main dirty, one would think, to take such a lot
o' washin'. I'm sure Powler and I never did such redick'lous nonsense,
and we was always well thought of, I believe. Lor', now, I've bin and
forgotten who you said it was come down. Who was it, Harriet?"
"The Doctor from London--Wheelwright, or some such name; he that comes
down three or four times a-year just to look at Mrs. Derinzy."
"He must be a cliver doctor, I du 'low, if his lookin' at her is enough
to do her good," said Mrs. Powler, who was extremely literal in all
things; "not but what she's that bad, poor soul, that anything must be
a comfort to her."
"Did you ever hear tell what was ezackly the matter wi' the Captain's
lady, Mrs. Powler?" asked Mrs. Jupp mysteriously.
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