"Innards," said the old lady in a hollow voice, laying her hand on the
big mother-o'-pearl buckle by which her broad sash was kept together.
"Ah, but what sort of innards?" demanded Mrs. Jupp, who was by no means
to be put off with a general answer on such an important subject.
"That I dunno," said Mrs. Powler, unwillingly confessing her ignorance.
"Dr. Barton attends her in a or'nary way, but I niver heerd him say."
"It must be one of them obstinit diseases as we women has," said Mrs.
Jupp, "as though--not to fly in the face of Providence--but as though
child-bearin' wasn't enough to have us let off all the rest!"
"She niver takes no med'cine," said Mrs. Powler, who firmly believed
in the virtues of the Pharmacopoeia, and whose pride it was that
the deceased Powler, in his last illness, had swallowed "quarts and
quarts." "I know that from that fair-haired young chap that mixes
Barton's drugs,--his mother was a kind o' c'nexion o' Fowler's, and I
had 'im up to tea a Sunday week, and asked him."
"Well, I'd like very much to know what is the matter wi' Mrs. Derinzy,"
said Mrs. Jupp, harking back. "I ha' my own idea on the subjick; but
I'd like to know for sure."
"If you're so cur'ous, you'd better ask Dr. Barton. He's just gone
passt the window, and I 'spose he'll look in;" and almost before
Mrs. Powler had finished her sentence there came a soft rap at the
room-door, the handle was gently turned, and Dr. Barton presented
himself.
He was a short, thickset, strongly-built man of about fifty-five, with
close curly gray hair, bright eyes, mottled complexion, large hooked
nose. He was dressed in a black cut-away coat, stained buff waistcoat,
drab riding-breeches, and top-boots. He had a way of laying his head on
one side, and altogether reminded one irresistibly of Punch.
"_Good_-morning, ladies," said the doctor, in a squeaky, throaty little
voice, which tended to heighten the resemblance; "I seem to ha' dropped
in just in the nick o' time, by the looks of ye. Mayhap you were
talking about me. Mrs. Jupp, you don't mean to say that----" and the
little man whispered the conclusion of the sentence behind his hat to
Mrs. Jupp, while he privately winked at Mrs. Powler.
"Get 'long wi' ye, du!" said Mrs. Jupp, her face suffused with crimson.
"I niver see such a man in all my born days," said old Mrs. Powler,
with whom the doctor was a special favourite, laughing until the tears
made watercourses of her wrinkles, and were genially irrigating her
face. "No; no such luck, I tell her."
"Well, as to luck, that all a matter o' taste," said Mrs. Jupp; "we
were talking about something quite different to that."
"What was it?" asked the doctor.
"'Bout Mrs. D'rinzy's health Harriet was asking," explained Mrs. Powler.
"A-h!" said the doctor, shaking his head, and looking very solemn.
"Is she so bad as all that?" asked Mrs. Jupp, who was visibly impressed
by the medico's pantomime.
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