Once seen, a woman not easily to be forgotten, from her physical
appearance. About eight-and-forty years of age, tall and very strongly
built, with broad shoulders and big wrists, knuckles both of wrists
and hands very prominent, great frontal development, but low forehead,
a penthouse for deep-set gray eyes. Light hair, thin, dull, and
colourless; thin and colourless cheeks; thin lips, closing tightly over
rows of small, gleaming dog's-teeth; big, square, massive jaw; cold,
taciturn, and watchful, with eyes and ears of wonderful quickness, wits
always ready, hands always active and strong. She came to Mrs. Derinzy
on Dr. Wainwright's recommendation as "exactly the person to suit her,"
and she fulfilled her mission most exactly. What that mission was we
shall learn; what her previous career had been we will state.
She was the only daughter of one Robert Hall, a verger of Canterbury
Cathedral, a clever, drunken dog, whose vergership was in constant
peril, but who contrived to hoodwink the cathedral dignitaries as a
general rule, and who on special occasions of outbreak invariably
found some influential friend to plead his cause. He was a bookbinder
as well as a verger, and in his trade showed not merely skilful
manipulation, but rare taste, taste which was apparently inherited
by his daughter Martha, who, at seventeen years of age, had produced
some illuminated work which was pronounced by the _cognoscenti_ in
such matters to be very superior indeed. The cathedral dignitaries
patronised Martha Hall's illuminations, and displayed them in their
drawing-rooms at those pleasant evening gatherings, so decorous and so
dull, and where the bearers of the sword mingle with the wearers of the
gown, yawn away a couple of hours in looking over photograph-albums
and listening to sonatas, and after a sandwich and a glass of sherry,
lounge away to begin the night with devilled biscuits, billiards,
and brandy-and-soda-water. The military, to whom these illuminations
were thus introduced, thought it would be the "correct thing" to buy
some of them; they would look "deuced well" in their rooms; so that
the front parlour of the verger's little house in the precincts was
speedily re-echoing to clanking sabres and jingling spurs, the owners
of which were none the less ready to come again because the originator
and vendor of the wares was a "doosid nice girl, don't you know?--not
exactly pretty, but something doosid nice about her!" Martha Hall's
handiwork was seen everywhere in barracks, and "many a holy text
around she strewed," and had them hung up in subalterns' rooms between
portraits of Mdlle. Joliejambe and the Blisworth Bruiser.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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