The sabres clanked so often and the spurs jingled so much in the
verger's front parlour, that the neighbours--instigated, perhaps,
less by their friendly feelings and their virtue than their
jealousy--thought it time to speak to Robert Hall about it, and to ask
him if he knew what he was doing, and what seed he was sowing, to be
reaped in shame and disgrace. Wybrow, the mourning jeweller--who made
very tasty little designs of yews and willows out of dead people's
hair--declared that his shop was never so full as his neighbour's; but
then either the officers had no dead relations, or did not care for
such melancholy _souvenirs_. Heelball, who had compiled a neat little
handbook of the cathedral, and who furnished anyone who wanted them
with "rubbings" of the crusaders' tombs, declared that the "milingtary"
never patronised him; "perhaps," he added, "because I ain't young
and pretty," therein decidedly speaking the truth, as he was sixty
and deformed. Stothard, the tombstone sculptor, said nothing. He was
supposed to be madly in love with Martha Hall, and it was noticed
that when the young officers went clanking by his yard he took up his
heaviest mallet and punished the stone under treatment fearfully. The
hints and remonstrances had but little effect on Robert Hall. Not that
he was careless about his daughter. "Happy-go-lucky" in other matters,
he would have resented deeply any slight or insult offered to her. But
he knew her better than anyone else, knew her passionless, calculating,
ambitious nature, and had every confidence in it.
That confidence was not misplaced. Martha was polite to all who visited
her as customers; talked and joked with them within bounds, displayed
her handiwork, and sold it to the best advantage; taking care always to
have ready money before she parted with it ("Can't think how she does
it, 'pon my soul I can't!" was the cry in barracks. "Screwed two quid
out of me for this d--d thing, down on the nail, by Jove! First thing
I've had in the place that hasn't been chalked up, give you my word!")
but never allowed any approach to undue familiarity. She was declared
by her military customers to be "capital fun;" but it was perfectly
understood amongst them that she "wouldn't stand any nonsense." So the
shop was filled, and her trade throve, and her enemies and neighbours,
however much they might hint and whisper in her detraction, had nothing
tangible to narrate against her.
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