The oddity wasn't that two people should have the same dream, but that
they should discover the coincidence, what with the thousands of people
running around and most of the dreams forgotten.
Yet, if it were a coincidence, it was a multiplex one. On the night
when it was first made manifest it must have been dreamed by quite a
number of people in one medium-large city. There was a small piece in
an afternoon paper. One doctor had five different worried patients
who had had dreams of rats in their stomachs, and hair growing on
the insides of their mouths. This was the first publication of the
shared-dream phenomenon.
The squib did not mention the foul-green-rain background, but later
investigation uncovered that this and other details were common to the
dreams.
But it was a reporter named Willy Wagoner who really put the town on
the map. Until he did the job, the incidents and notices had been
isolated. Doctor Herome Judas had been putting together some notes on
the Green-Rain Syndrome. Doctor Florenz Appian had been working up
his evidence on the Surex Ventriculus Trauma, and Professor Gideon
Greathouse had come to some learned conclusions on the inner meaning of
warts. But it was Willy Wagoner who went to the people for it, and then
gave his conclusions back to the people.
Willy said that he had interviewed a thousand people at random. (He
hadn't really; he had talked to about twenty. It takes longer than you
might think to interview a thousand people.) He reported that slightly
more than sixty-seven per cent had had a dream of the same repulsive
world. He reported that more than forty-four per cent had had the dream
more than once, thirty-two per cent more than twice, twenty-seven per
cent more than three times. Many had had it every damned night. And
many refused frostily to answer questions on the subject at all.
This was ten days after Bascomb Swicegood had heard Teresa Ananias tell
her dream to Agnes.
Willy published the opinions of the three learned gentlemen above, and
the theories and comments of many more. He also appended a hatful of
answers he had received that were sheer levity.
But the phenomenon was not local. Wagoner's article was the first
comprehensive (or at least wordy) treatment of it, but only by hours.
Similar things were in other papers that very afternoon, and the next
day.
It was more than a fad. Those who called it a fad fell silent after
they themselves experienced the dream. The suicide index arose
around the country and the world. The thing was now international.
The cacophonous ditty _Green Rain_ was on all the jukes, as was _The
Wart-Hog Song_. People began to loathe themselves and each other.
Women feared that they would give birth to monsters. There were
new perversions committed in the name of the thing, and several
orgiastic societies were formed with the stomach rat as a symbol. All
entertainment was forgotten, and this was the only topic.
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