Education -- Early works to 1800; England -- Social life and customs -- Early works to 1800; Etiquette; Home economics -- Early works to 1800; Table
w{i}t{h} your{e} eris pike not / ner be ye slow of heryng{e};
areche / ne spitt to ferr{e} / ne haue lowd laughyng{e};
Speke not lowd / be war of mowyng{e}[56] & scornyng{e};
be no lier w{i}t{h} your{e} mouth{e} /
ne lykorous, ne dryvelyng{e}. 292
[Sidenote: or squirt with your mouth, gape, pout, or put your
tongue in a dish to pick dust out.]
w{i}t{h} your{e} mouthe ye vse nowþ{er} to squyrt, nor spowt;
be not gapyng{e} nor ganyng{e}, ne w{i}t{h} þy mouth to powt
lik not w{i}t{h} þy tong{e} in a disch, a mote to haue owt.
Be not rasche ne recheles, it is not worth a clowt. 296
[Sidenote: Don’t cough, hiccup, or belch, straddle your legs, or
scrub your body.]
w{i}t{h} your{e} brest / sigh{e}, nor cowgh{e} /
nor brethe, your{e} sou{er}ayne befor{e}; [Fol. 175.]
be yoxing{e},[57] ne bolkyng{e} /
ne gronyng{e}, neu{er} þe more;
w{i}t{h} your{e} feet trampelyng{e},
ne settyng{e} your{e} leggis a shor{e}[58];
w{i}t{h} your{e} body be not shrubbyng{e}[59];
Iettyng{e}[60] is no loor{e}. 300
[Sidenote: Don’t pick your teeth, cast stinking breath on your
lord, fire your stern guns, or expose your codware before your
master.]
Good soñ, þy teth{e} be not pikyng{e}, grisyng{e},[61]
ne gnastynge[62];
ne stynkyng{e} of breth{e} oñ your{e} sou{er}ayne castyng{e};
w{i}t{h} puffyng{e} ne blowyng{e},
nowþ{er} full{e} ne fastyng{e};
and all{e} wey be war{e} of þy hyndur part
from gu{n}nes blastyng{e}. 304
These Cuttid[63] galaunt{es} with their{e} codwar{e};
þat is añ vngoodly gise;--
Other tacches[64] as towchyng{e} /
y spar{e} not to mysp{ra}ue aft{ur} myne avise,--
wheñ he shall{e} s{er}ue his mastir,
befor{e} hym̅ oñ þe table hit lyes;
Eu{er}y sou{er}eyne of sadnes[65]
all{e} suche sort shall{e} dispise. 308
[Sidenote: Many other improprieties a good servant will avoid.’]
Many moo condicions a mañ myght fynde /
þañ now ar named her{e},
þ{er}for{e} Eu{er}y honest s{er}uand /
avoyd all{e} thoo, & worshipp{e} lat hym leer{e}.
Panter, yomañ of þe Celler{e}, butler{e}, & Ewer{e},
y will{e} þat ye obeye to þe marshall{e},
Sewer{e}, & kerver{e}.[66]’ 312
[Headnote: HOW TO CARVE, AND TO LAY TRENCHERS.]
[Sidenote: ‘Sir, pray teach me how to carve, handle a knife, and
cut up birds, fish, and flesh.’]
“++Good syr, y yow pray þe connyng{e}[A]
of kervyng{e} ye will{e} me teche,
and þe fayr{e} handlyng{e} of a knyfe, y yow beseche,
and all{e} wey wher{e} y shall{e} all{e} man{er} fowles /
breke, vnlace, or seche,[67]
and w{i}t{h} Fysch{e} or flesch{e},
how shall{e} y demene me w{i}t{h} eche.” 316
[Text note: MS. comynge.]
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