England, My EnglandLawrence, D. H. (David Herbert)
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England, My England
Lawrence, D. H. (David Herbert)
England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Short stories, English
“Hello, Annie! Keeping the wet out?”
“Trying to.”
There are only two people in the car. Inspecting is soon over. Then for
a long and impudent chat on the foot-board, a good, easy, twelve-mile
chat.
The inspector’s name is John Thomas Raynor—always called John Thomas,
except sometimes, in malice, Coddy. His face sets in fury when he is
addressed, from a distance, with this abbreviation. There is
considerable scandal about John Thomas in half a dozen villages. He
flirts with the girl conductors in the morning, and walks out with them
in the dark night, when they leave their tram-car at the depôt. Of
course, the girls quit the service frequently. Then he flirts and walks
out with the newcomer: always providing she is sufficiently attractive,
and that she will consent to walk. It is remarkable, however, that most
of the girls are quite comely, they are all young, and this roving life
aboard the car gives them a sailor’s dash and recklessness. What matter
how they behave when the ship is in port. Tomorrow they will be aboard
again.
Annie, however, was something of a Tartar, and her sharp tongue had
kept John Thomas at arm’s length for many months. Perhaps, therefore,
she liked him all the more: for he always came up smiling, with
impudence. She watched him vanquish one girl, then another. She could
tell by the movement of his mouth and eyes, when he flirted with her in
the morning, that he had been walking out with this lass, or the other,
the night before. A fine cock-of-the-walk he was. She could sum him up
pretty well.
In this subtle antagonism they knew each other like old friends, they
were as shrewd with one another almost as man and wife. But Annie had
always kept him sufficiently at arm’s length. Besides, she had a boy of
her own.
The Statutes fair, however, came in November, at Bestwood. It happened
that Annie had the Monday night off. It was a drizzling ugly night, yet
she dressed herself up and went to the fair ground. She was alone, but
she expected soon to find a pal of some sort.
The roundabouts were veering round and grinding out their music, the
side shows were making as much commotion as possible. In the cocoanut
shies there were no cocoanuts, but artificial war-time substitutes,
which the lads declared were fastened into the irons. There was a sad
decline in brilliance and luxury. None the less, the ground was muddy
as ever, there was the same crush, the press of faces lighted up by the
flares and the electric lights, the same smell of naphtha and a few
fried potatoes, and of electricity.
Who should be the first to greet Miss Annie on the showground but John
Thomas? He had a black overcoat buttoned up to his chin, and a tweed
cap pulled down over his brows, his face between was ruddy and smiling
and handy as ever. She knew so well the way his mouth moved.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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