Authors, English -- 20th century -- Biography; Blackwood, Algernon, 1869-1951
Before the end of the month, however, when I left the eau-de-Cologne
business, a most unpleasant and alarming incident occurred. The
terrible thing, long dreaded in a vague kind of way, had overtaken me
at last. I was to be convicted of a crime I had not committed. I might
even be sent to gaol....
Brodie’s outlandish furnishing of his rooms has been mentioned
purposely; they were filled with an assortment of showy trash that
could not have deceived a charwoman; fifty dollars would have covered
everything. He was proud of his curtains, rugs and faked draperies,
however; showed them off with the air of a connoisseur; hinted at their
great value. He had insured them, it always pleased him to mention.
The _New York Journal_, describing the eviction scene, had referred
to his fine apartment “furnished with exotic taste and regardless of
cost,” adding this touch of colour which was certainly not my own.
Brodie, thus encouraged in print, promptly took out another fire policy
in a second company. And one day, while toying with his flagons, he
mentioned casually that he was having “me place done up a bit,” new
paint, new paper were to be put on, and--might he bring his clothes to
my room until this was finished, as his own cupboard space was limited?
He brought the suits himself, carrying them one by one concealed
inside a folded overcoat upon his arm. He did this always after dusk.
No suspicion stirred in me. My own cupboards were, of course, empty.
Brodie’s fine wardrobe now filled them. It all seemed natural enough;
certainly it roused no doubt or query in me; neither did the party to
which I was invited a few days later, which included a “distinguished”
member, of course, a famous dress-designer from Europe, with whose
publicity campaign in the Press, Brodie had contrived to get his name
associated.
We were a party of five men, and we met at our host’s rooms before
going out to dine, the rooms that had just been done up; and attention,
I recall, was drawn particularly to the beauty, rarity and value of
his variegated trash. The electric light was shaded, a big coal fire
burned in the grate, at a cursory glance the apartment might possibly
have produced a favourable impression of expense and richness. But our
host did not allow us to linger; there was a hurried cocktail, and we
were gone. I remember that I was last but one in the procession down
the stairs from this top floor; Brodie, who had held the door open for
us to pass, came last. Also I remembered later, that as we reached the
next flight, he said he had forgotten something, and dashed upstairs
again to fetch it. A moment later he rejoined us in the street, and
we all went on to dinner. “It was a kind of house-warming party,” he
explained.
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