Authors, English -- 20th century -- Biography; Blackwood, Algernon, 1869-1951
It was the last time I saw my father; a year later he was dead; and ten
years were to pass before I saw my mother again. Before this--to look
ahead for a second--some enterprising Toronto friend, with evangelical
tact, wrote to my father ... “your son is keeping a tavern,” and my
father, calling my brother into his study where he laid all problems
before his God with prayer, told him in a broken voice and with tears
in his eyes: “He is lost; his soul is lost. Algie has gone to--Hell!”...
My vision faded. My broad-shouldered friend and his little rat-faced
companion stood with their elbows on the bar. I saw six small glasses
and a big dark bottle. Three of the former were filled to the brim with
neat rye whisky, the other three, “the chasers” as they were called,
held soda-water.
“Drink hearty,” rasped Bingham’s grating voice, as he tossed down his
liquor at a gulp, Kay doing the same, then swallowing the soda-water.
I moved to the swing-doors. I had never touched spirits, and loathed
the mere smell of them. I cannot pretend that any principle was
involved; it was simply that the mere idea of swallowing raw whisky
gave me nausea. I saw Kay give me a quick look. “He’ll be offended if
you don’t take something,” it said plainly. I was, besides, familiar
with the customs of the country, at any rate in theory.
“Have something else,” invited Bingham, “if you don’t like it straight.”
I shook my head, mumbling something about it’s being too early in the
day, and I shall never forget the look that came into that cunning
little face. But he was not offended. He put his hand on Kay’s arm.
“Now, see here,” he said with seriousness, “that’s dead right. That’s
good business every time. Never drink yourselves, and you’ll make it a
success. Your partner’s got the right idea, and I tell you straight:
never touch a drop of liquor till after closing hours. You’ll be
asked to drink all day long. Everybody will want to drink with the
new management. Every customer that walks in will say ‘What’s yours?’
before you even know his name. Now, see here, boys, listen to me--you
_can’t_ do it! You’ll be blind to the world before eleven o’clock. _I_
tell you, and I _know_!”
“How are you to refuse?” asked Kay.
“I’ll give you a tip: drink tea!”
“Tea!”
“Have your bottle of tea. Tell your bar-tenders. It’s the same colour
as rye whisky. No one’ll ever know. The boss can always have his own
private bottle. Well, yours is tea. See?” And he winked with a leer
like some intelligent reptile.
We shook hands, as he saw us into the street.
“You’ll take a cheque, I suppose?” I heard Kay say just before we moved
off.
“A marked cheque, yes,” was the reply. The phrase meant that the bank
marked the cheque as good for the amount.
“It’s all fixed then,” returned Kay.
“All fixed,” said Bingham, and the swing-doors closed upon his
unpleasant face as we went out into the street.
CHAPTER VII
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