So wisely and so well did the old prophet argue, and so terrible were
the threats he hurled at those who should disobey him, that in the end
he carried the more highly educated part of the people with him, and
presently the poorer classes followed suit, or professed to do so.
Having seen the triumph of his principles, he was gathered to his
fathers, and no doubt entered at once into full communion with that
unseen power whose favour he had already so pre-eminently enjoyed.
He had not, however, been dead very long, before some of his more
ardent disciples took it upon them to better the instruction of their
master. The old prophet had allowed the use of eggs and milk, but his
disciples decided that to eat a fresh egg was to destroy a potential
chicken, and that this came to much the same as murdering a live one.
Stale eggs, if it was quite certain that they were too far gone to be
able to be hatched, were grudgingly permitted, but all eggs offered for
sale had to be submitted to an inspector, who, on being satisfied that
they were addled, would label them “Laid not less than three months”
from the date, whatever it might happen to be. These eggs, I need
hardly say, were only used in puddings, and as a medicine in certain
cases where an emetic was urgently required. Milk was forbidden
inasmuch as it could not be obtained without robbing some calf of its
natural sustenance, and thus endangering its life.
It will be easily believed that at first there were many who gave the
new rules outward observance, but embraced every opportunity of
indulging secretly in those flesh-pots to which they had been
accustomed. It was found that animals were continually dying natural
deaths under more or less suspicious circumstances. Suicidal mania,
again, which had hitherto been confined exclusively to donkeys, became
alarmingly prevalent even among such for the most part self-respecting
creatures as sheep and cattle. It was astonishing how some of these
unfortunate animals would scent out a butcher’s knife if there was one
within a mile of them, and run right up against it if the butcher did
not get it out of their way in time.
Dogs, again, that had been quite law-abiding as regards domestic
poultry, tame rabbits, sucking pigs, or sheep and lambs, suddenly took
to breaking beyond the control of their masters, and killing anything
that they were told not to touch. It was held that any animal killed by
a dog had died a natural death, for it was the dog’s nature to kill
things, and he had only refrained from molesting farmyard creatures
hitherto because his nature had been tampered with. Unfortunately the
more these unruly tendencies became developed, the more the common
people seemed to delight in breeding the very animals that would put
temptation in the dog’s way. There is little doubt, in fact, that they
were deliberately evading the law; but whether this was so or no they
sold or ate everything their dogs had killed.
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