Erewhon Revisited Twenty Years Later, Both by the Original Discoverer of the Country and by His SonButler, Samuel
Philosophy
Erewhon Revisited Twenty Years Later, Both by the Original Discoverer of the Country and by His Son
Butler, Samuel
Satire; Utopian fiction; Utopias -- Fiction
“As regards any of his Majesty’s subjects who may be taken while
trespassing on his Majesty’s preserves without a special permit signed
by the Mayor of Sunchildston, or any who may be convicted of poaching
on the said preserves, the Rangers shall forthwith arrest them and
bring them before the Mayor of Sunchildston, who shall enquire into
their antecedents, and punish them with such term of imprisonment,
with hard labour, as he may think fit, provided that no such term be
of less duration than twelve calendar months.
“For the further provisions of the said Act, those whom it may concern
are referred to the Act in full, a copy of which may be seen at the
official residence of the Mayor of Sunchildston.”
Then followed in MS. “XIX. xii. 29. Permit Professor Hanky, Royal
Professor of Worldly Wisdom at Bridgeford, seat of learning, city
of the people who are above suspicion, and Professor Panky, Royal
Professor of Unworldly Wisdom in the said city, or either of them”
[here the MS. ended, the rest of the permit being in print] “to pass
freely during the space of forty-eight hours from the date hereof,
over the King’s preserves, provided, under pain of imprisonment with
hard labour for twelve months, that they do not kill, nor cause to
be killed, nor eat, if another have killed, any one or more of his
Majesty’s quails.”
The signature was such a scrawl that my father could not read it,
but underneath was printed, “Mayor of Sunchildston, formerly called
Coldharbour.”
What a mass of information did not my father gather as he read, but
what a far greater mass did he not see that he must get hold of ere he
could reconstruct his plans intelligently.
“The year three,” indeed; and XIX. xii. 29, in Roman and Arabic
characters! There were no such characters when he was in Erewhon
before. It flashed upon him that he had repeatedly shewn them to
the Nosnibors, and had once even written them down. It could not be
that . . . No, it was impossible; and yet there was the European dress,
aimed at by the one Professor, and attained by the other. Again “XIX.”
what was that? “xii.” might do for December, but it was now the 4th of
December not the 29th. “Afforested” too? Then that was why he had seen
no sheep tracks. And how about the quails he had so innocently killed?
What would have happened if he had tried to sell them in Coldharbour?
What other like fatal error might he not ignorantly commit? And why had
Coldharbour become Sunchildston?
These thoughts raced through my poor father’s brain as he slowly
perused the paper handed to him by the Professors. To give himself time
he feigned to be a poor scholar, but when he had delayed as long as he
dared, he returned it to the one who had given it him. Without changing
a muscle he said--
“Your permit, sir, is quite regular. You can either stay here the night
or go on to Sunchildston as you think fit. May I ask which of you two
gentlemen is Professor Hanky, and which Professor Panky?”
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