Erewhon Revisited Twenty Years Later, Both by the Original Discoverer of the Country and by His Son — John Shaqi
Erewhon Revisited Twenty Years Later, Both by the Original Discoverer of the Country and by His SonButler, Samuel
Philosophy
Erewhon Revisited Twenty Years Later, Both by the Original Discoverer of the Country and by His Son
Butler, Samuel
Satire; Utopian fiction; Utopias -- Fiction
“My name is Panky,” said the one who had the watch, who wore his
clothes reversed, and who had thought my father might be a poacher.
“And mine Hanky,” said the other.
“What do you think, Panky,” he added, turning to his brother Professor,
“had we not better stay here till sunrise? We are both of us tired, and
this fellow can make us a good fire. It is very dark, and there will
be no moon this two hours. We are hungry, but we can hold out till we
get to Sunchildston; it cannot be more than eight or nine miles further
down.”
Panky assented, but then, turning sharply to my father, he said, “My
man, what are you doing in the forbidden dress? Why are you not in
ranger’s uniform, and what is the meaning of all those quails?” For his
seedling idea that my father was in reality a poacher was doing its
best to grow.
Quick as thought my father answered, “The Head Ranger sent me a message
this morning to deliver him three dozen quails at Sunchildston by
to-morrow afternoon. As for the dress, we can run the quails down
quicker in it, and he says nothing to us so long as we only wear out
old clothes and put on our uniforms before we near the town. My uniform
is in the ranger’s shelter an hour and a half higher up the valley.”
“See what comes,” said Panky, “of having a whippersnapper not yet
twenty years old in the responsible post of Head Ranger. As for this
fellow, he may be speaking the truth, but I distrust him.”
“The man is all right, Panky,” said Hanky, “and seems to be a decent
fellow enough.” Then to my father, “How many brace have you got?” And
he looked at them a little wistfully.
“I have been at it all day, sir, and I have only got eight brace. I
must run down ten more brace to-morrow.”
“I see, I see.” Then, turning to Panky, he said, “Of course, they are
wanted for the Mayor’s banquet on Sunday. By the way, we have not yet
received our invitation; I suppose we shall find it when we get back to
Sunchildston.”
“Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!” groaned my father inwardly; but he changed
not a muscle of his face, and said stolidly to Professor Hanky, “I
think you must be right, sir; but there was nothing said about it to
me, I was only told to bring the birds.”
Thus tenderly did he water the Professor’s second seedling. But Panky
had his seedling too, and, Cain-like, was jealous that Hanky’s should
flourish while his own was withering.
“And what, pray, my man,” he said somewhat peremptorily to my father,
“are those two plucked quails doing? Were you to deliver them plucked?
And what bird did those bones belong to which I see lying by the fire
with the flesh all eaten off them? Are the under-rangers allowed not
only to wear the forbidden dress but to eat the King’s quails as well?”
The form in which the question was asked gave my father his cue.
He laughed heartily, and said, “Why, sir, those plucked birds are
landrails, not quails, and those bones are landrail bones. Look at this
thigh-bone; was there ever a quail with such a bone as that?”
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