Erewhon Revisited Twenty Years Later, Both by the Original Discoverer of the Country and by His SonButler, Samuel
Philosophy
Erewhon Revisited Twenty Years Later, Both by the Original Discoverer of the Country and by His Son
Butler, Samuel
Satire; Utopian fiction; Utopias -- Fiction
I may add further that as a boy my father had had his Bible well
drilled into him, and never forgot it. Hence biblical passages and
expressions had been often in his mouth, as the effect of mere
unconscious cerebration. The Erewhonians had caught many of these,
sometimes corrupting them so that they were hardly recognizable. Things
that he remembered having said were continually meeting him during the
few days of his second visit, and it shocked him deeply to meet some
gross travesty of his own words, or of words more sacred than his own,
and yet to be unable to correct it. “I wonder,” he said to me, “that no
one has ever hit on this as a punishment for the damned in Hades.”
Let me now return to Professor Hanky, whom I fear that I have left too
long.
“And of course,” he continued, “I shall say all sorts of pretty things
about the Mayoress--for I suppose we must not even think of her as Yram
now.”
“The Mayoress,” replied Panky, “is a very dangerous woman; see how she
stood out about the way in which the Sunchild had worn his clothes
before they gave him the then Erewhonian dress. Besides, she is a
sceptic at heart, and so is that precious son of hers.”
“She was quite right,” said Hanky, with something of a snort. “She
brought him his dinner while he was still wearing the clothes he came
in, and if men do not notice how a man wears his clothes, women do.
Besides, there are many living who saw him wear them.”
“Perhaps,” said Panky, “but we should never have talked the King over
if we had not humoured him on this point. Yram nearly wrecked us by her
obstinacy. If we had not frightened her, and if your study, Hanky, had
not happened to have been burned . . . ”
“Come, come, Panky, no more of that.”
“Of course I do not doubt that it was an accident; nevertheless if
your study had not been accidentally burned, on the very night the
clothes were entrusted to you for earnest, patient, careful, scientific
investigation--and Yram very nearly burned too--we should never have
carried it through. See what work we had to get the King to allow the
way in which the clothes were worn to be a matter of opinion, not
dogma. What a pity it is that the clothes were not burned before the
King’s tailor had copied them.”
Hanky laughed heartily enough. “Yes,” he said, “it was touch and go.
Why, I wonder, could not the Queen have put the clothes on a dummy that
would show back from front? As soon as it was brought into the council
chamber the King jumped to a conclusion, and we had to bundle both
dummy and Yram out of the royal presence, for neither she nor the King
would budge an inch.”
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