Erewhon Revisited Twenty Years Later, Both by the Original Discoverer of the Country and by His SonButler, Samuel
Philosophy
Erewhon Revisited Twenty Years Later, Both by the Original Discoverer of the Country and by His Son
Butler, Samuel
Satire; Utopian fiction; Utopias -- Fiction
Even Panky smiled. “What could we do? The common people almost worship
Yram; and so does her husband, though her fair-haired eldest son was
born barely seven months after marriage. The people in these parts
like to think that the Sunchild’s blood is in the country, and yet
they swear through thick and thin that he is the Mayor’s duly begotten
offspring--Faugh! Do you think they would have stood his being jobbed
into the rangership by any one else but Yram?”
My father’s feelings may be imagined, but I will not here interrupt the
Professors.
“Well, well,” said Hanky; “for men must rob and women must job so long
as the world goes on. I did the best I could. The King would never have
embraced Sunchildism if I had not told him he was right; then, when
satisfied that we agreed with him, he yielded to popular prejudice and
allowed the question to remain open. One of his Royal Professors was to
wear the clothes one way, and the other the other.”
“My way of wearing them,” said Panky, “is much the most convenient.”
“Not a bit of it,” said Hanky warmly. On this the two Professors fell
out, and the discussion grew so hot that my father interfered by
advising them not to talk so loud lest another ranger should hear them.
“You know,” he said, “there are a good many landrail bones lying about,
and it might be awkward.”
The Professors hushed at once. “By the way,” said Panky, after a pause,
“it is very strange about those footprints in the snow. The man had
evidently walked round the statues two or three times, as though they
were strange to him, and he had certainly come from the other side.”
“It was one of the rangers,” said Hanky impatiently, “who had gone a
little beyond the statues, and come back again.”
“Then we should have seen his footprints as he went. I am glad I
measured them.”
“There is nothing in it; but what were your measurements?”
“Eleven inches by four and a half; nails on the soles; one nail missing
on the right foot and two on the left.” Then, turning to my father
quickly, he said, “My man, allow me to have a look at your boots.”
“Nonsense, Panky, nonsense!”
Now my father by this time was wondering whether he should not set upon
these two men, kill them if he could, and make the best of his way
back, but he had still a card to play.
“Certainly, sir,” said he, “but I should tell you that they are not my
boots.”
He took off his right boot and handed it to Panky.
“Exactly so! Eleven inches by four and a half, and one nail missing.
And now, Mr. Ranger, will you be good enough to explain how you became
possessed of that boot. You need not show me the other.” And he spoke
like an examiner who was confident that he could floor his examinee in
_vivâ voce_.
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