At Penhryn's look of amazement, the verger smiled, reflected a bit, and
said: "Oh, we've had other misfortunes here, worse than that. Why the
west tower has come down four times since their time. And fires without
number are always breaking out and always had been." The verger went on
to recount other calamities suffered by the cathedral.
"Don't you think it odd," interrupted Penhryn, "such an uncommon number
of disasters has struck here?"
The verger pondered this a moment and then smiled triumphantly,
"Why, not at all. We have missed some serious misfortunes that have
plagued lesser churches.... Cromwell's troopers let us alone when they
desecrated other cathedrals about us."
"But Cromwell was a hidden Satanist," blurted out Penhryn. "At least
Montague Summers thought he was."
"Which is why," added the verger, "he and his Roundheads desecrated so
many British churches."
Penhryn desisted from further argument. The verger did not see he meant
his emphasis on the fact that Cromwell had left _this place_ inviolate.
He pondered a bit. Then, he asked the verger another question, "I
wonder--just what do the bones in that urn," he pointed to the one that
figured in the curious story of the drugged monks, "look like?"
A look of quizzical tolerance crossed the verger's face, "Just like any
other, if not dust already." Then the amused verger added, "They could
be fraudulent, you know. It wouldn't be the first time three thigh
bones of a saint existed in three separate churches."
Whet the verger referred to was the traffic in spurious relics during
the medieval times, the monstrous incongruities that sometimes existed
along with the monkish pilfering of relics from rival monasteries. But
that was not what Penhryn had in mind--at least not entirely. Better
he not voice what he thought of those relics lest he shock the verger.
Considering the spirit that motivated the Gothic decorations, it was
very likely just _what_ those relics might be.
At moment a man in faded overalls entered the cathedral, looked about,
and spying the verger, came over. A conversation about gardening
ensued. Finally, the gardener--quite obviously--not comprehending the
pedantic instructions of the verger, asked that person to accompany him
outside and see the vegetable problem himself. Penhryn breathed a deep
sigh of relief. The verger was a bore, besides openly regarding Penhryn
as a ridiculous, superstitious man.
Now at last Penhryn could do what he originally came for--examination
of the cathedral's organ. As he ascended to the triforium gallery, a
feeling of self reproach arose. He regretted remarking on the oddness
of this place; no wonder the verger had smiled. And yet there was
no denying of it--the cathedral had an atmosphere of wrongness; it
affected him.
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