Fancies Versus FadsChesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
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Fancies Versus Fads
Chesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
English essays -- 20th century
It would be too high and hopeful a compliment to say that the world is
becoming absolutely babyish. For its chief weak-mindedness is an
inability to appreciate the intelligence of babies. On every side we
hear whispers and warnings that would have appeared half-witted to the
Wise Men of Gotham. Only this Christmas I was told in a toy-shop that
not so many bows and arrows were being made for little boys; because
they were considered dangerous. It might in some circumstances be
dangerous to have a little bow. It is always dangerous to have a little
boy. But no other society, claiming to be sane, would have dreamed of
supposing that you could abolish all bows unless you could abolish all
boys. With the merits of the latter reform I will not deal here. There
is a great deal to be said for such a course; and perhaps we shall soon
have an opportunity of considering it. For the modern mind seems quite
incapable of distinguishing between the means and the end, between the
organ and the disease, between the use and the abuse; and would
doubtless break the boy along with the bow, as it empties out the baby
with the bath.
But let us, by way of a little study in this mournful state of things,
consider this case of the dangerous toy. Now the first and most
self-evident truth is that, of all the things a child sees and touches,
the most dangerous toy is about the least dangerous thing. There is
hardly a single domestic utensil that is not much more dangerous than a
little bow and arrows. He can burn himself in the fire, he can boil
himself in the bath, he can cut his throat with the carving-knife, he
can scald himself with the kettle, he can choke himself with anything
small enough, he can break his neck off anything high enough. He moves
all day long amid a murderous machinery, as capable of killing and
maiming as the wheels of the most frightful factory. He plays all day in
a house fitted up with engines of torture like the Spanish Inquisition.
And while he thus dances in the shadow of death, he is to be saved from
all the perils of possessing a piece of string, tied to a bent bough or
twig. When he is a little boy it generally takes him some time even to
learn how to hold the bow. When he does hold it, he is delighted if the
arrow flutters for a few yards like a feather or an autumn leaf. But
even if he grows a little older and more skilful, and has yet not
learned to despise arrows in favour of aeroplanes, the amount of damage
he could conceivably do with his little arrows would be about
one-hundredth part of the damage that he could always in any case have
done by simply picking up a stone in the garden.
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