I wasn’t even thinking of the fool. It is enough to be in the same
market on ’Change with Norton Bellamy, and outside my office or the
House I like to forget him.
But long ago he joined the City of London Club, to my great regret, and
now, in the smoking-room after lunch, during my cup of coffee, cigar,
and game of dominoes, he will too often hurl himself uninvited into a
conversation that he is neither asked to join nor desired to enlighten.
Upon a day in January last my friend George Mathers had a chill on the
liver, and was suffering under sustained professional ill-fortune. From
his standpoint, therefore, in the Kaffir Market, he looked out at the
world and agreed with Carlyle’s unreasonable estimate of mankind. As a
jobber in a large way he came to this conclusion; while I, who am a
broker and a member of the Committee, could by no means agree with him.
“The spirit of common-sense must be reckoned with,” I explained to
Mathers. “This nation stands where it does by right of that virtue.
Take the giving and receiving of advice. You may draw a line through
that. There is a rare, a notable genius for giving advice in this
country. The war illustrates my point. You will find every journal full
of advice given by civilians to soldiers, by soldiers to civilians,
by the man in the street to the man in the Cabinet, and by the man in
the Cabinet to the man in the street. We think for ourselves, develop
abnormal common-sense, and as a consequence, I maintain that much more
good advice is given than bad.”
But Mathers, what with his chilled liver and business depression, was
unreasonable. He derided my contention. He flouted it. He raised his
voice in hard, simulated laughter, and attracted other men from their
coffee and cigars. When he had won their attention, he tried to crush
me publicly. He said:
“My dear chap, out of your own mouth I will confute you. If more good
advice is given than bad, every man will get more good than harm by
following advice. That’s logical; but you won’t pretend to maintain
such a ridiculous position, surely?”
I like a war of words after luncheon. It sharpens the wits and assists
digestion. So, without being particularly in earnest, I supported my
contention.
“Assuredly,” I said. “We don’t take enough advice, in my opinion--just
as we don’t take enough exercise or wholesome food. It is too much the
fashion to ask advice and not take it. But if we modelled our lives on
the disinterested opinion of other people, and availed ourselves of the
combined judgment of our fellows, the world would be both happier and
wiser in many directions. And if men knew when they were invited to
express an opinion that it was no mere conventional piece of civility
or empty compliment which prompted us to ask their criticism, consider
how they would put their best powers forward. Yes, one who consistently
followed the advice of his fellow-creatures would be paying a
compliment to humanity and----”
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