Fanny and the Servant ProblemJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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Fanny and the Servant Problem
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
Comedy plays; English drama; Married people -- Drama
THE ELDER MISS WETHERELL. But does she understand the duties?
MRS. BENNET. A lady’s maid, being so much alone with her mistress, is
bound to have a certain amount of influence. And Jane has exceptionally
high principles.
THE YOUNGER MISS WETHERELL. That is true, dear.
MRS. BENNET. As regards the duties, she is very quick at learning
anything new. Of course, at first—
_The sound of hammering again comes from the bedroom_.
THE YOUNGER MISS WETHERELL. Who is that hammering in her ladyship’s
bedroom?
MRS. BENNET. It is Bennet, Miss Edith. We thought it might be helpful:
a few texts, hung where they would always catch her ladyship’s eye.
[_She notices the look of doubt_.] Nothing offensive. Mere general
exhortations such as could be read by any lady. [_The Misses Wetherell
look at one another_, _but do not speak_.] I take it, dinner will be at
half past seven, as usual?
THE ELDER MISS WETHERELL. Yes, Mrs. Bennet, thank you. They will not be
here till about nine. They will probably prefer a little supper to
themselves.
_Mrs. Bennet goes out—on her way to the kitchen_. _The Misses Wetherell
look at one another again_. _The hammering recommences_.
THE YOUNGER MISS WETHERELL [_she hesitates a moment_, _then goes to the
open door and calls_]. Bennet—Bennet! [_She returns and waits_.
_Bennet comes in_.] Oh, Bennet, your wife tells us you are putting up a
few texts in her ladyship’s bedroom.
BENNET. It seemed to me that a silent voice, speaking to her, as it
were, from the wall—
THE YOUNGER MISS WETHERELL. It is so good of you—only, you—you will be
careful there is nothing she could regard as a _personal_ allusion.
BENNET. Many of the most popular I was compelled to reject, purely for
that reason.
THE ELDER MISS WETHERELL. We felt sure we could trust to your
discretion.
THE YOUNGER MISS WETHERELL. You see, coming, as she does, from a good
family—
BENNET. It is that—I speak merely for myself—that gives me hope of
reclaiming her.
_A silence_. _The two ladies_, _feeling a little helpless_, _again look
at one another_.
THE ELDER MISS WETHERELL. We must be very sympathetic.
THE YOUNGER MISS WETHERELL. And patient, Bennet.
BENNET. It is what I am preparing myself to be. Of course, if you think
them inadvisable, I can take them down again.
THE YOUNGER MISS WETHERELL. No, Bennet, oh no! I should leave them up.
Very thoughtful of you, indeed.
BENNET. It seemed to me one ought to leave no stone unturned. [_He
returns to his labours in the bedroom_.]
THE YOUNGER MISS WETHERELL [_after a pause_]. I do hope she’ll _like_
the Bennets.
THE ELDER MISS WETHERELL. I think she will—after a time, when she is
used to them.
THE YOUNGER MISS WETHERELL. I am so anxious it should turn out well.
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