Five Hundred Dollars: First published in the "Century Magazine" — John Shaqi
Five Hundred Dollars: First published in the "Century Magazine"Chaplin, Heman White
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Five Hundred Dollars: First published in the "Century Magazine"
Chaplin, Heman White
New England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“Passing on, and coming thence to the metropolis of New York, I am
greatly embarrassed, so vast is the richness and variety of views. But
I will show first the 'Five Points.' [Great eagerness, and cries, “Down
front!”] Of late, philanthropy and religion, walking in sweet converse,
hand in hand, have relieved the horrors of this region, and now one may
walk there comparatively safe. [Sudden cessation of interest]
“I will give even another view of the metropolis: a charming scene
in Central Park. [Here wavered dimly on the screen five bushes, and a
nursery-maid with a baby-carriage.] From this exquisite picture you may
gain some faint idea of the charms of that Paradise raised by the wand
of taste and skill in a waste of arid sands.
“Passing westward, I next present the Suspension Bridge at Niagara,
erected by drawing over the majestic stream a cord, a small rope, then
a wire, until the whole vast framework was complete. The idea was taken
from the spider's web. Thus the humblest may guide the highest; and
I love to recall, in this connection, that the lamented Lincoln, some
years before signing the Emancipation Proclamation, heard me lecture on
slavery, in Peoria.
“Next we come to Cleveland; and our attention is seized by three cannons
taken in the famous naval battle on the lake. Every visitor pauses
here, and with uncovered head and eyes suffused with tears recalls the
sacrifices of the Fathers.
“Next we view Chicago the morning after the fire; on every hand are
blackened ruins,--painful proofs of the vicissitudes of human fortune!
[A voice: “I was there at the time.”] I am delighted to know it Such
spontaneous corroboration from the audience is to the lecturer's heart
as a draught from the well of Baca. [Laughter, and a voice: “What
Baker?”]
“But, in order to cross so broad a continent, we must not dally, and
next I show you the Mormon Temple in Salt Lake City, the seat of a
defiant system of sin. All things, however, have their uses, and I can
recommend this religion to any young lady present who does not find it
easy to secure a helpmeet. [Appreciative laughter.]
“And now, for a view of the Pacific States, I choose two of the famed
Big Trees. Judge of them by the two men who stand, like the Widow's
mites, beside them. These trees are called 'Father and Daughter.' [A
voice: “Which is Father, and which is Daughter?”] I am not informed, but
from their appearance I judge that the nearer is the Father. [Derisive
laughter.]
“And now we approach a climax.
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