Five Hundred Dollars: First published in the "Century Magazine"Chaplin, Heman White
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Five Hundred Dollars: First published in the "Century Magazine"
Chaplin, Heman White
New England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“Did you notice,” said Delia, “how the man kept saying that he didn't
know just what to pick out, to show? Well, I heard the Kelley boy, that
helped at the lamps, say that they showed every identical picture
there was. I suppose they are a lot of odds and ends he picked up at an
auction.”
“I think he was a kind of a humbug,” said Calvin Green, who, with his
wife, had come up close behind. “See how he kept dragging in his morals,
jes like overhauling a trawl and taking off a haddock, every once in so
often.”
“What away to travel,” said his wife; “to go ker-jump from New York City
to Niagara, and from there to Cleveland. He must have thought we had
long stilts.”
“The pictures were rather here and there and everywhere, to be sure,”,
said David; “but I have a good deal of charity for these men; I s'pose
they 're put to it for bread and butter.”
“Well, I don't know,” said Green; “I don't think it has a good influence
on young people to show such a picture as that man that they murdered by
slicing his head off with that machine. I don't like such things to be
brought up.”
“I should think the opposite,” said his wife, laughing, “by the way you
've told every man in town about David's money, and the way he blanched
when he missed it. I think you 'd better take a lesson yourself about
bringing up dreadful things.”
When they reached Green's house, a low, black cottage, they stopped a
moment for the women to finish a discussion about croup.
“How did that look to you now, David?” said Green. “Did n't you think it
would have been a good deal better to have left that picture out?”
“Which one?” said David.
“Why, the one where they'd chopped the man's head off with that machine,
and were standing by, looking at the corpse. I don't like to see such
things, for my part.”
“I don't know,” said David. “I did n't think about it particularly. I
understood it was in the French Revolution.”
“Well, see all that flummer-diddle he got off about it,” said Green;
“just as if any fool did n't know that a man could n't sleep that was
haunted by a thing like that.”
“Well, some can stomach anything, and I suppose some can sleep on
anything,” said David. “I guess it would take more than slicing one
man's head off to make that Jew lie awake nights. If he 'd only admitted
that I 'd been there! But as soon as I said I 'd left something, then
for him and his wife to claim they never saw me! They 're cool ones!”
“Well, right here,--about what my wife flung out,” said Green, glancing
over his shoulder to where the women were talking, both at once,
woman-fashion; “you know my wife's way,--you haven't ever heard any such
talk going round, have you, as that I was hounding folks about your bad
luck? I say an honest man speaks right out,--no fear, no favor. Ain't
that so?”
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