Flatland: A Romance of Many DimensionsAbbott, Edwin Abbott
Science
Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions
Abbott, Edwin Abbott
Fourth dimension
I answer that though we cannot _see_ angles, we can _infer_ them, and
this with great precision. Our sense of touch, stimulated by necessity,
and developed by long training, enables us to distinguish angles far more
accurately than your sense of sight, when unaided by a rule or measure of
angles. Nor must I omit to explain that we have great natural helps. It
is with us a Law of Nature that the brain of the Isosceles class shall
begin at half a degree, or thirty minutes, and shall increase (if it
increases at all) by half a degree in every generation; until the goal of
60° is reached, when the condition of serfdom is quitted, and the freeman
enters the class of Regulars.
Consequently, Nature herself supplies us with an ascending scale or
Alphabet of angles for half a degree up to 60°, Specimens of which are
placed in every Elementary School throughout the land. Owing to
occasional retrogressions, to still more frequent moral and intellectual
stagnation, and to the extraordinary fecundity of the Criminal and
Vagabond Classes, there is always a vast superfluity of individuals of
the half degree and single degree class, and a fair abundance of
Specimens up to 10°. These are absolutely destitute of civic rights; and
a great number of them, not having even intelligence enough for the
purposes of warfare, are devoted by the States to the service of
education. Fettered immovably so as to remove all possibility of danger,
they are placed in the class rooms of our Infant Schools, and there they
are utilized by the Board of Education for the purpose of imparting to
the offspring of the Middle Classes that tact and intelligence of which
these wretched creatures themselves are utterly devoid.
In some states the Specimens are occasionally fed and suffered to exist
for several years; but in the more temperate and better regulated
regions, it is found in the long run more advantageous for the
educational interests of the young, to dispense with food, and to renew
the Specimens every month,—which is about the average duration of the
foodless existence of the Criminal class. In the cheaper schools, what is
gained by the longer existence of the Specimens is lost, partly in the
expenditure for food, and partly in the diminished accuracy of the
angles, which are impaired after a few weeks of constant “feeling.” Nor
must we forget to add, in enumerating the advantages of the more
expensive system, that it tends, though slightly yet perceptibly, to the
diminution of the redundant Isosceles population—an object which every
statesman in Flatland constantly keeps in view. On the whole
therefore—although I am not ignorant that, in many popularly elected
School Boards, there is a reaction in favour of “the cheap system,” as it
is called—I am myself disposed to think that this is one of the many
cases in which expense is the truest economy.
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