"Farrell caught the eye of one of these bandits, who came along with
a great neuter cat rubbing against his legs. Farrell began with two
jocose remarks which didn't quite hit the mark he intended them for.
'Hallo, Jovanny!' he said pretty loudly, 'I don't seem to remember
your face, and yet it's familiar somehow.'--Whereat Giovanni, or
whatever his name was, flung a look over his shoulder that was equal
to an alarm, and all the anarchists looked up uneasily too--for
Farrell's voice carries, as you may have observed. He followed this
up by smiling at me over the _carte du jour_ and observing in a
jovial stentorian voice that he felt like a man returned from exile.
Fifteen years--and it must be fifteen years--is a long stretch. . . .
'Oh, damn your Italian,' said Farrell suddenly, dropping the card.
'In the old days we used to make orders on our fingers, in the dumb
alphabet, and risk what came.'
"By this time he had Giovanni, and several anarchists at the nearer
tables, properly scared. But he picked up the card and went on,
innocent as a judge,' We used to have a code in those days.
For instance, you crooked one finger over your nose and that meant
'sea-urchins.'' 'Why?' I asked. 'That was the code,' Farrell
explained. 'They used to have a speciality in sea-urchins, straight
from the Mediterranean. You rubbed a soupsong of garlic into them
with three drops of paprika. . . . Now what do you say to
sea-urchins?'
"'Nothing, as a rule,' said I. 'Safer with oysters, isn't it?
They don't explode.' I dropped this out just to try its effect on the
waiter, and he blanched. One or two of our _convives_ began to
clear.
"Farrell ordered two dozen of oysters, to start with, and sent a
runner out for--no, Otty, I won't say it again--for two bottles of
Perrier-Jouet; _two_ bottles and '96, mark you. On hearing this
command about a dozen _habitues_ of the 'Catalafina' arose hastily,
drained their glasses and vanished.
"Farrell perceived it not. He had picked up the card again and was
ordering some infernal broth made of mussels and I-don't-know-what.
'What do you say to follow?' he asked me.
"'Something light,' I suggested. 'Liver of blaspheming Jew, for
choice: it sounds like another speciality of this kitchen.'
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