"In the interval before the wine was brought Farrell gave me a short
account of the meeting he had just left: and he didn't lighten the
atmosphere of suspicion around us by suddenly sinking his voice to a
kind of conspirator's whisper. The meeting (it appeared) had been
lively, and more than lively. Our small incursion--or the
Professor's, rather--had been a fool to it. For the Professor's
loyal pupils, stung by that letter in the _Times_, had organised a
counter-demonstration. 'Their behaviour,' Farrell reported, 'was
unbridled.' They would hardly allow me a hearing. I give you my
word--and I wish Sir Roderick to know it--I was prepared to tell them
that information had come to me which put a different complexion on
the whole case. I was even prepared to tell them that, while I
should ever insist on the South London University College and all
similar institutions being subject to a more public control with an
increased representation of local rate-payers on their governing
bodies, I was confident that in this particular case the charge had
been too hasty. . . . I have the notes of my speech in my great-coat
pocket; I'll give them to you later and beg you as a favour to show
them to Sir Roderick. But what was the use, when they started booing
me because I wore evening dress?'
"'Why did you?' I asked.
"'Because, as I tried to explain, I had another engagement to keep
immediately after the Meeting--a Conversatsiony, as I put it to
them.'
"'Then perhaps,' said I, 'they took exception to some details of the
costume--for instance, your wearing a silk handkerchief, and crimson
at that, tucked in between your shirt-front and your white
waistcoat.'
"'Is that wrong?' Farrell asked anxiously. 'Maria used to insist on
it. She said it looked neglijay. . . . But I suppose fashions alter
in these little details.' He stood up, removed the handkerchief, and
stowed it in a tail-pocket.
"'That's better,' said I.
"'I'm not above taking a hint,' said he, 'from one as knows.
It'll be harder to get at. . . . But I don't believe, if you'll
excuse me, that any one of these students, as they call themselves,
ever wore an evening suit in his life--unless 'twas a hired one.
No, sir; they came prepared for mischief. They meant to wreck the
Meeting, and had brought along bags of cayenne pepper, and pots of
chemicals to stink us out. They opened one--phew! And I have
another, captured from them, in the pocket of my greatcoat on the
rack, there. I'll show it to you by and by. Luckily our stewards
had wind, early in the afternoon, that some such game was afoot, and
had posted a body of bruisers conveniently, here and there, about the
hall. So in the end they were thrown out, one by one--yes, sir,
ignominiously. It don't add to one's respect for public life,
though.'
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