African Americans -- Fiction; Short stories, American; Southern States -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
He couldn’t see much but a bundle of rags, from which sparkled a pair of
beady black eyes. But he put his finger down among the rags. The baby
seized it and gurgled. The sweat broke out on Jim’s brow.
“Cain’t you let me hold de baby a minute?” he said angrily. “You must be
’fraid I’ll run off wid huh.” He took the child awkwardly in his arms.
The boiling over of Mandy’s clothes took her to the other part of the
room, where she was busy for a few minutes. When she turned to look for
Jim, he had slipped out, and Jimsella was lying on the bed trying to
kick free of the coils which swaddled her.
At supper-time that evening Jim came in with a piece of “shoulder-meat”
and a head of cabbage.
“You’ll have to git my dinnah ready fu’ me to ca’y to-morrer. I’s wo’kin’
on de street, an’ I cain’t come home twell night.”
“Wha’, what!” exclaimed Mandy, “den you ain’ gwine leave, aftah all.”
“Don’t bothah me, ooman,” said Jim. “Is Jimsella ’sleep?”
MT. PISGAH’S CHRISTMAS ’POSSUM
MT. PISGAH’S CHRISTMAS ’POSSUM
No more happy expedient for raising the revenues of the church could
have been found than that which was evolved by the fecund brain of the
Reverend Isaiah Johnson. Mr. Johnson was wise in his day and generation.
He knew his people, their thoughts and their appetites, their loves
and their prejudices. Also he knew the way to their hearts and their
pocket-books.
As far ahead as the Sunday two weeks before Christmas, he had made the
announcement that had put the congregation of Mt. Pisgah church into a
flurry of anticipatory excitement.
“Brothahs an’ sistahs,” he had said, “you all reckernizes, ez well ez
I does, dat de revenues of dis hyeah chu’ch ain’t whut dey ought to
be. De chu’ch, I is so’y to say, is in debt. We has a mo’gage on ouah
buildin’, an’ besides de int’rus’ on dat, we has fuel to buy an’ lightin’
to do. Fu’thahmo’, we ain’t paid de sexton but twenty-five cents on his
salary in de las’ six months. In conserquence of de same, de dus’ is
so thick on de benches dat ef you’d jes’ lay a clof ovah dem, dey’d be
same ez upholstahed fu’niture. Now, in o’dah to mitigate dis condition
of affairs, yo’ pastoh has fo’med a plan which he wishes to p’nounce
dis mo’nin’ in yo’ hyeahin’ an’ to ax yo’ ’proval. You all knows dat
Chris’mus is ’proachin’, an’ I reckon dat you is all plannin’ out yo’
Chris’mus dinnahs. But I been a-plannin’ fu’ you when you was asleep, an’
my idee is dis,—all of you give up yo’ Chris’mus dinnahs, tek fifteen
cents er a qua’tah apiece an’ come hyeah to chu’ch an’ have a ’possum
dinnah.”
“Amen!” shouted one delighted old man over in the corner, and the whole
congregation was all smiles and acquiescent nods.
“I puceive on de pa’t of de cong’egation a disposition to approve of de
pastoh’s plan.”
“Yes, yes, indeed,” was echoed on all sides.
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