Fools and mules : $b [A Shorty McKay story]Humphreys, Ray
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Fools and mules : $b [A Shorty McKay story]
Humphreys, Ray
McKay, Shorty (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Outlaws -- Fiction; Short stories; Western stories
Shorty ducked, to pop up again in a second, and the movement was
greeted by a reverberating bray from Rudolph. The mule seemed to enjoy
the game, too. He brayed and he brayed, as Shorty ducked out of sight
and then popped up again in a man-and-mule game of “I spy!” Rudolph
seemed content to die proclaiming his amusement to the world of barren
snow and ice.
“That’s right, yuh blamed fool mule,” cried Shorty, “laugh at me! I’m a
fool, too, I reckon. Us fools must play!”
And with that Shorty resumed his jack-in-the-box antics, while Rudolph
grew hoarse in his merriment.
An hour and Shorty’s movements had slowed down a bit, but not so
Rudolph’s. He was wheezy now, and rather incoherent, but he still
blared forth a husky bray at every opportunity.
“Hee-ee-ee haw!” he roared. “H-a-aaa-aw he-ee-e haw, haw, hee-ee-ee-ee
haw!”
“Laugh, yuh fool!”
When Shorty ducked again he sat on his haunches longer than usual under
the snow, scratching at the surface of the rock on which he was
perched, endeavoring to discover the character of the formation, cliff,
river rock, or what, and while so engaged he heard Rudolph blare forth
another hoarse trumpeting, although he had not popped up. The mule was
getting anxious, thought Shorty. Well, to ease his fears----
Up went Shorty, stiff, but playful. Then he rubbed his eyes quickly. Up
the slope, coming toward him, along a rope, were three black figures.
Rudolph had spotted them and had given them a welcoming bray and he
brayed again now just in time to drown out Shorty’s hoarse shout of
happiness.
It was Sheriff Joe Cook and two Monte Vista men!
Down they came, floundering and skidding, but secure along the rope.
They made their way slowly to Shorty, and Shorty saw that there were
other men up on the trail, holding the rope and leaning over to watch
the progress of the sheriff and his two aides. Shorty stifled a great
sob, and tears welled up into his eyes as Sheriff Cook, navigating the
great drift between the mule and Shorty, reached the rock. In a moment
the other two men were on the rock.
“Thank goodness, yuh come!” cried Shorty, blubbering like a kid. “I
sure had my mind all made up to die here in the snow, with nothin’ but
a mule for company.”
“Yuh sure got inter a nice mess,” commented the sheriff, and Shorty
realized that in the joyous prospect of being rescued he had forgotten
that he had been held up and had lost three thousand dollars of the
Consolidated mines pay roll. He wilted at the thought of it now.
“Yes sir,” admitted Shorty, “I sure did get into a nice mess. How did
yuh happen to start up the trail?”
Sheriff Cook clutched him by the shoulders. “That hoss o’ yuhrs,
Shorty, that Lobo Loco, he came tearin’ in afore dawn this mawnin’,
runnin’ like the wind itself.”
Shorty’s face lit up. “So he got away, did he?” he cried. “Smart hoss.
Blamed smart hoss--smarter’n any fool mule.” Shorty cast a contemptuous
glance at Rudolph.
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