Fools and mules : $b [A Shorty McKay story]Humphreys, Ray
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Fools and mules : $b [A Shorty McKay story]
Humphreys, Ray
McKay, Shorty (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Outlaws -- Fiction; Short stories; Western stories
“He didn’t get away from the bandit, ef that’s what yuh mean,”
corrected Sheriff Cook. “He brought Bancroft in. Guess Bancroft was
asleep in the saddle, an’ Lobo scraped him off as he bolted under the
door into the stable. The jolt stunned Bancroft an’ the rumpus aroused
some folks, an’ we found Bancroft on the ground----”
“Get the dough back?” asked Shorty.
“Sure enough. Then, knowin’ something had happened to yuh we started
out to look fer yuh, but----”
“Smart hoss, smart hoss!” cried Shorty, louder than ever now as he
recognized Bradley and Robinson of the bank on the trail high above.
“Blamed smart hoss--smarter’n any mule--any two mules--any three
mules--as ever lived. Lobo Loco takes Bancroft in. Reckon we splits
that five-hundred-dollar reward. An’ lookit this ol’ fool mule
here--all he got me into was trouble. Lookit that empty-lookin’ mug,
them ears----”
“Huh,” said Sheriff Cook solemnly, “yuh can thank _this_ mule, Shorty,
that we found yuh. We’d been clear up the trail to the mines an’ hadn’t
spotted yuh, an’ we was headed back to town when we heard the foghorn
o’ this ol’ mule. He kept signalin’ at intervals, an’ we follered his
bray until we locates yuh an’ him.”
“He was laughin’ at me,” said Shorty. “The ol’ fool was laughin’ his
head off at me.”
“Fool er no fool, that mule saved yuhr life,” said the sheriff, “an’
yuh’re a fool ef yuh don’t believe it. A fool that’s all.”
“I believe it, but I’m a fool,” answered Shorty, and there were tears
in his eyes. “I’m just fool enough to insist, gents, that Rudolph be
hauled up first. Mules first, is my motter; I refuses to be saved until
my pal, Rudy, is saved first! An’ I’m hereby apologizin’ to Rudy an’ to
all mules in general for anything I may have said agin’ ’em. My hoss
Lobo Loco is smart, blamed smart, but here while I was duckin’ up and
down in the snow, not havin’ sense enough to holler for help, wise ol’
Rudy here was broadcastin’ a distress call fer an hour an’ I didn’t
know it. Up with him, gents, git a rope around him. Women an’
children--naw, confound it, guess I’m excited--mules first, by golly,
especially a smart mule like Rudy. Rudy, I--I--well, I just can’t tell
yuh how----”
And Rudolph, laying back his ears, raised a quivering upper lip over
yellow teeth, sucking in a mighty breath.
“Haw he-ee-ee haw!” he brayed.
[Transcriber’s Note: This story appeared in the December 27, 1924 issue
of _Western Story Magazine_.]
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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