England, Northern -- Fiction; Fathers and sons -- Fiction; Jews -- Fiction
Beyond a scowling, laughing, shaking of fists, the "gang" had remained
passive hitherto, but the moment Lena subsided, with convulsive
unanimity they fell upon their captain. When at length the sated gang
emerged from the stable, there was no superficial point of resemblance
between Dandy Dave and the quivering youth moaning lugubriously in the
darkness.
Philip had not yet found a key to the Happy Life. His experiment among
the young gentlemen of Angel Street had doubtless been foredoomed to
failure. He was not of them. He had been a "bouncer" and would, in
their eyes, remain a "bouncer" unto the world's end. They realized
cunningly how he winced when they shouted filthy words after him.
Their experience with Lena Myer had widened their vocabulary, and they
filled the air with enthusiastic impurity as he passed by. He was
approaching his ninth birthday, but still the little girls of Angel
Street gave him his one illusion of society.
School, too, filled him with leaden ennui. Miss Green's class was only
a memory of his later infancy. Miss Tibbet, his present teacher, was a
hopeless automaton. She wore masculine boots and impenetrable
tortoise-shell spectacles. When she opened her lips, sound issued;
when she closed her lips, sound did not issue. Her personality was
capable of no further differentiation. Nothing happened. A waking
sleep buzzed in her classroom like a bluebottle.
For his years he was early in Miss Tibbet's class. There was something
about him which much endeared Philip to the young ladies of ten and
eleven who sat in the same benches. The emotion at first was one of
somewhat elderly amusement and compassion. But when Jane Freedman
declared herself in love with him, it became a universal discovery that
Philip lay wedged between the split sections of every heart. They
brought offerings to him--cigarette cards, jujubes and raw carrots,
(Philip had an unholy appetite for raw carrots). One day Jane Freedman
waylaid him with a large lump of pine-apple rock.
"Kiss me, and it is yours!" she said. It was a very large and inviting
piece of pine-apple rock; it had only been slightly sucked, not more
than a taste. He kissed her.
The other girls promptly waylaid him with larger pieces of pine-apple
rock. The whole thing really was very unpleasant. On the other hand
pine-apple rock had its compensation. Yet Philip developed a great
distaste for humanity. Boys, at one extreme, were more unclean than
cats, (cats being the predominant fauna of Angel Street, they were a
useful starting point for all philosophy). Girls, at the other, were
more sentimental than fish. Pine-apple rock began speedily to pall
upon him.
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