England, Northern -- Fiction; Fathers and sons -- Fiction; Jews -- Fiction
Schoolboys have an unerring instinct for the presence or absence of
what at Doomington School was called "public spirit." It was in fact
so essential a part of the non-material composition of the school that
the lists of forms which were drawn up terminally, a little invidiously
distinguished with an asterisk those hearts where "public spirit" was a
constant flame.
Philip, though his first year was well advanced, still came to school
somewhat as a stranger. While he himself anticipated little the
vehement passion which would some day absorb him into the fabric of the
school, his form mates anticipated it far less. So that the cold
disregard for Philip general in the form was in certain boys
concentrated into active persecution, and in Jeremy Higson, into an
attitude mournfully reminiscent of the Babylonian _Kossacken_. The
spirit was similar but the methods differed vitally. Higson might be
standing loosely against a desk when Philip entered the room after the
luncheon interval. A nail-studded boot would sweep like Jove's bolt
from the void into Philip's rear. But turning towards Higson, Philip
would find only a heavy-faced youth talking sleepily with his friends.
Higson senior was a mild Episcopalian gentleman who had written sixteen
pamphlets to prove the identity of the Anglo-Saxons, including the
Higsons senior and junior, with the Lost Tribes. For some perverse
reason Higson junior was exceedingly antipathetic to the Found Tribes,
when, to be logical, it was for Higson junior to rush forward in
consanguineous ecstasy to kiss Philip on the forehead and to repudiate
his principal friend, Evan Evans, an indisputable Celt, as an
outlander, an unsanctified.
"Where was Moses when the light went out?" he jeered with criminal
disrespect. "Who killed Christ?" he insisted frequently, turning
towards Philip an eye so baleful that it was evident he considered
Philip an actual participant in the crucifixion.
"Out of my way, you _smog_!" he growled, realizing that smog was a more
acid irritant to Philip than _sheeny_. Yet he discovered and practised
a more exquisite infliction. He knew that pig was anathema in Judæa,
because Higson senior had once made a pathetic effort to veto this
commodity from his household in response to Pentateuchal inhibition, an
effort done to nought by the severe displeasure of Mrs. Higson and
Higson junior.
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