France -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories
Then the public cooled again, for the ensuing scenes were found
tiresome. Old Bosc, an imbecile Jupiter with head crushed beneath the
weight of an immense crown, only just succeeded in raising a smile
among his audience when he had a domestic altercation with Juno on the
subject of the cook’s accounts. The march past of the gods, Neptune,
Pluto, Minerva and the rest, was well-nigh spoiling everything. People
grew impatient; there was a restless, slowly growing murmur; the
audience ceased to take an interest in the performance and looked round
at the house. Lucy began laughing with Labordette; the Count de
Vandeuvres was craning his neck in conversation behind Blanche’s sturdy
shoulders, while Fauchery, out of the corners of his eyes, took stock
of the Muffats, of whom the count appeared very serious, as though he
had not understood the allusions, and the countess smiled vaguely, her
eyes lost in reverie. But on a sudden, in this uncomfortable state of
things, the applause of the clapping contingent rattled out with the
regularity of platoon firing. People turned toward the stage. Was it
Nana at last? This Nana made one wait with a vengeance.
It was a deputation of mortals whom Ganymede and Iris had introduced,
respectable middle-class persons, deceived husbands, all of them, and
they came before the master of the gods to proffer a complaint against
Venus, who was assuredly inflaming their good ladies with an excess of
ardor. The chorus, in quaint, dolorous tones, broken by silences full
of pantomimic admissions, caused great amusement. A neat phrase went
the round of the house: “The cuckolds’ chorus, the cuckolds’ chorus,”
and it “caught on,” for there was an encore. The singers’ heads were
droll; their faces were discovered to be in keeping with the phrase,
especially that of a fat man which was as round as the moon. Meanwhile
Vulcan arrived in a towering rage, demanding back his wife who had
slipped away three days ago. The chorus resumed their plaint, calling
on Vulcan, the god of the cuckolds. Vulcan’s part was played by Fontan,
a comic actor of talent, at once vulgar and original, and he had a role
of the wildest whimsicality and was got up as a village blacksmith,
fiery red wig, bare arms tattooed with arrow-pierced hearts and all the
rest of it. A woman’s voice cried in a very high key, “Oh, isn’t he
ugly?” and all the ladies laughed and applauded.
Then followed a scene which seemed interminable. Jupiter in the course
of it seemed never to be going to finish assembling the Council of Gods
in order to submit thereto the deceived husband’s requests. And still
no Nana! Was the management keeping Nana for the fall of the curtain
then? So long a period of expectancy had ended by annoying the public.
Their murmurings began again.
“It’s going badly,” said Mignon radiantly to Steiner. “She’ll get a
pretty reception; you’ll see!”
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