France -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories
At that very moment the clouds at the back of the stage were cloven
apart and Venus appeared. Exceedingly tall, exceedingly strong, for her
eighteen years, Nana, in her goddess’s white tunic and with her light
hair simply flowing unfastened over her shoulders, came down to the
footlights with a quiet certainty of movement and a laugh of greeting
for the public and struck up her grand ditty:
“When Venus roams at eventide.”
From the second verse onward people looked at each other all over the
house. Was this some jest, some wager on Bordenave’s part? Never had a
more tuneless voice been heard or one managed with less art. Her
manager judged of her excellently; she certainly sang like a squirt.
Nay, more, she didn’t even know how to deport herself on the stage: she
thrust her arms in front of her while she swayed her whole body to and
fro in a manner which struck the audience as unbecoming and
disagreeable. Cries of “Oh, oh!” were already rising in the pit and the
cheap places. There was a sound of whistling, too, when a voice in the
stalls, suggestive of a molting cockerel, cried out with great
conviction:
“That’s very smart!”
All the house looked round. It was the cherub, the truant from the
boarding-school, who sat with his fine eyes very wide open and his fair
face glowing very hotly at sight of Nana. When he saw everybody turning
toward him he grew extremely red at the thought of having thus
unconsciously spoken aloud. Daguenet, his neighbor, smilingly examined
him; the public laughed, as though disarmed and no longer anxious to
hiss; while the young gentlemen in white gloves, fascinated in their
turn by Nana’s gracious contours, lolled back in their seats and
applauded.
“That’s it! Well done! Bravo!”
Nana, in the meantime, seeing the house laughing, began to laugh
herself. The gaiety of all redoubled itself. She was an amusing
creature, all the same, was that fine girl! Her laughter made a love of
a little dimple appear in her chin. She stood there waiting, not bored
in the least, familiar with her audience, falling into step with them
at once, as though she herself were admitting with a wink that she had
not two farthings’ worth of talent but that it did not matter at all,
that, in fact, she had other good points. And then after having made a
sign to the conductor which plainly signified, “Go ahead, old boy!” she
began her second verse:
“’Tis Venus who at midnight passes—”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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