France -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories
The bell rang for some time; the foyer emptied. There was a hurrying of
people in the passages. The curtain was already up when whole bands of
spectators re-entered the house amid the irritated expressions of those
who were once more in their places. Everyone took his seat again with
an animated look and renewed attention. La Faloise directed his first
glance in Gaga’s direction, but he was dumfounded at seeing by her side
the tall fair man who but recently had been in Lucy’s stage box.
“What IS that man’s name?” he asked.
Fauchery failed to observe him.
“Ah yes, it’s Labordette,” he said at last with the same careless
movement. The scenery of the second act came as a surprise. It
represented a suburban Shrove Tuesday dance at the Boule Noire.
Masqueraders were trolling a catch, the chorus of which was accompanied
with a tapping of their heels. This ’Arryish departure, which nobody
had in the least expected, caused so much amusement that the house
encored the catch. And it was to this entertainment that the divine
band, let astray by Iris, who falsely bragged that he knew the Earth
well, were now come in order to proceed with their inquiry. They had
put on disguises so as to preserve their incognito. Jupiter came on the
stage as King Dagobert, with his breeches inside out and a huge tin
crown on his head. Phoebus appeared as the Postillion of Lonjumeau and
Minerva as a Norman nursemaid. Loud bursts of merriment greeted Mars,
who wore an outrageous uniform, suggestive of an Alpine admiral. But
the shouts of laughter became uproarious when Neptune came in view,
clad in a blouse, a high, bulging workman’s cap on his head, lovelocks
glued to his temples. Shuffling along in slippers, he cried in a thick
brogue.
“Well, I’m blessed! When ye’re a masher it’ll never do not to let ’em
love yer!”
There were some shouts of “Oh! Oh!” while the ladies held their fans
one degree higher. Lucy in her stage box laughed so obstreperously that
Caroline Hequet silenced her with a tap of her fan.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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