France -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories
From that moment forth the piece was saved—nay, more, promised a great
success. This carnival of the gods, this dragging in the mud of their
Olympus, this mock at a whole religion, a whole world of poetry,
appeared in the light of a royal entertainment. The fever of
irreverence gained the literary first-night world: legend was trampled
underfoot; ancient images were shattered. Jupiter’s make-up was
capital. Mars was a success. Royalty became a farce and the army a
thing of folly. When Jupiter, grown suddenly amorous of a little
laundress, began to knock off a mad cancan, Simonne, who was playing
the part of the laundress, launched a kick at the master of the
immortals’ nose and addressed him so drolly as “My big daddy!” that an
immoderate fit of laughter shook the whole house. While they were
dancing Phoebus treated Minerva to salad bowls of negus, and Neptune
sat in state among seven or eight women who regaled him with cakes.
Allusions were eagerly caught; indecent meanings were attached to them;
harmless phrases were diverted from their proper significations in the
light of exclamations issuing from the stalls. For a long time past the
theatrical public had not wallowed in folly more irreverent. It rested
them.
Nevertheless, the action of the piece advanced amid these fooleries.
Vulcan, as an elegant young man clad, down to his gloves, entirely in
yellow and with an eyeglass stuck in his eye, was forever running after
Venus, who at last made her appearance as a fishwife, a kerchief on her
head and her bosom, covered with big gold trinkets, in great evidence.
Nana was so white and plump and looked so natural in a part demanding
wide hips and a voluptuous mouth that she straightway won the whole
house. On her account Rose Mignon was forgotten, though she was made up
as a delicious baby, with a wicker-work burlet on her head and a short
muslin frock and had just sighed forth Diana’s plaints in a sweetly
pretty voice. The other one, the big wench who slapped her thighs and
clucked like a hen, shed round her an odor of life, a sovereign
feminine charm, with which the public grew intoxicated. From the second
act onward everything was permitted her. She might hold herself
awkwardly; she might fail to sing some note in tune; she might forget
her words—it mattered not: she had only to turn and laugh to raise
shouts of applause. When she gave her famous kick from the hip the
stalls were fired, and a glow of passion rose upward, upward, from
gallery to gallery, till it reached the gods. It was a triumph, too,
when she led the dance. She was at home in that: hand on hip, she
enthroned Venus in the gutter by the pavement side. And the music
seemed made for her plebeian voice—shrill, piping music, with
reminiscences of Saint-Cloud Fair, wheezings of clarinets and playful
trills on the part of the little flutes.
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