"O my friend!" she said; "if I should be drunk, what would you say to
me? You might not love me any more! That would make me very unhappy!"
But I kissed her and drank with her, and her fears were succeeded by
bursts of merriment.
The more one drinks, the more one talks, unless one happens to be
melancholy in one's cups, and my grisette was not so constituted.
While we dined, she told me her whole history; I knew her family as well
as if I were her cousin. She was an orphan, but her seven aunts took
care of her. It seemed to me that their watchfulness resembled that of
the Seven Sleepers. That is one of the inconveniences of having too many
aunts: each of them probably relied on the others to keep an eye on
Rosette.
Now her aunts wanted her to marry, and each one had a match in view for
her; the result being that there were seven aspirants for the hand of my
friend, who reminded me of the Seven Children of Lara. Thus
Mademoiselle Rosette had only too many to choose from, to say nothing of
the fact that she had several young men who were paying court to her,
for the good motive, without the knowledge of her aunts.
"Perhaps you don't believe me! But I'll show you; I always have letters
from some of my suitors in my pocket. I want you to read them; they'll
make you laugh."
And Rosette set about emptying her pockets, which led us to the
disclosure of a multitude of things, such as scissors, skeins of cotton,
crusts of bread, visiting cards, copper coins, barley sugar, ribbons,
braid, chalk, specimens of dry goods, orange peel, etc., etc. I told her
that she should empty her pockets on the boulevard and shout:
"Here's what's left from the sale! Come, messieurs and mesdames, take
your choice; this is what's left from the sale!"
Rosette insisted that I should read her letters from her adorers. I
found in them the following sentiments:
"Ah! mademoiselle, what a sudden spasm I felt throughout my being when I
saw your shadow on the curtain!"
Or this: "Fatality collects and heaps up like a block of granite on my
breast the circumstances that compel me to idolize you."
I soon had enough of that; I refused to read any more and returned the
scrawls to Rosette, saying:
"I'll wager that your lovers have long, flying hair, uncombed beards,
and artist's hats?"
"That is true! How did you guess that?"
"My dear love, when a man writes in that style, he doesn't dress like
other people."
The hour arrived when we must think of returning. The time had passed
very quickly; that is the greatest praise one can give a tête-à-tête.
I put Mademoiselle Rosette in a cab again--she was slightly
exhilarated--and said:
"I will escort you to Faubourg Saint-Denis."
She seemed to consider.
"Aren't you going home?" I continued.
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