Fräulein Schmidt and Mr. AnstrutherVon Arnim, Elizabeth
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Fräulein Schmidt and Mr. Anstruther
Von Arnim, Elizabeth
British -- Germany -- Fiction; Epistolary fiction; Germany -- Fiction; Love stories; Young women -- Fiction
And we stared at each other in silence, and the far-away dim years
seemed to catch up what we had said, and mournfully droned back, 'Sleep,
and eat, and read the paper....'
But what is to be done with girls of good family who do not marry, and
have no money? They can't go governessing, and indeed it is a dreary
trade. Vicki has learned nothing except a little cooking and other
domestic drudgery, only of use if you have a house to drudge in and a
husband to drudge for; of those pursuits that bring in money and make
you independent and cause you to flourish and keep green and lusty she
knows nothing. If I had a daughter I would bring her up with an eye
fixed entirely on a husbandless future. She should be taught some trade
as carefully as any boy. Her head should be filled with as much learning
as it would conveniently hold side by side with a proper interest in
ribbons. I would spend my days impressing her with the gloriousness of
independence, of having her time entirely at her own disposal, her life
free and clear, the world open before her, as open as it was to Adam and
Eve when they turned their backs once and for all on the cloying
sweetness of Paradise, and far more interesting that it was to them, for
it would be full of inhabitants eager to give her the hearty welcome
always awaiting those rare persons, the cheery and the brave.
'Oh,' sighed Vicki, when with great eloquence and considerable
elaboration I unfolded these views, 'how beautiful!'
Papa was nearer the open window under which we were sitting than I had
thought, for he suddenly popped out his head. 'It is a merciful thing,
Rose-Marie,' he said, 'that you have no daughter.'
We both jumped.
'She would be a most dreary young female,' he went on, smiling down as
from a pulpit on our heads, and wiping his spectacles. 'Offspring
continually goaded and galvanized by a parent, hammered upon, chiselled,
beaten out flat--'
'Dear me, Papachen,' I murmured.
'Beaten out flat,' said Papa, waving my interruption aside with his
spectacles, 'by the dead weight of opinions already stale, the victims
of a system, the subjects of an experiment, the prisoners of prejudice,
are bound either to flare into rank rebellion on the first opportunity
or to grow continually drearier and more conspicuously stupid.'
Vicki stared first up at Papa then at me, her soft, crumpled sort of
mouth twisted into troubled surprise.
Papa leaned further out and hit the window sill with his hand for all
the world like a parson hitting his pulpit's cushion. 'One word,' he
said, 'one word of praise or blame, one single word from an outsider
will have more effect upon your offspring than years of trouble taken by
yourself, mountains of doctrine preached by you, rivers of good advice,
oceans of exhortations, cautions as numerous as Abraham's posterity,
well known to have been as numerous as the sea sand, private prayers,
and public admonition.'
And he disappeared with a jerk.
'_Ach_,' said Vicki, much impressed.
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