Adventure stories; Dime novels; Merriwell, Frank (Fictitious character) -- Juvenile fiction; Popular literature
“Look!”
“Where?”
“On the corner. It’s another one of them!”
“It’s Browning!”
“Sure!”
“What is he doing?”
“Fishing, by the Lord Harry--fishing in the street! That is the most
ludicrous spectacle yet. Ha! ha! ha!”
A burst of laughter came from the little band of students who had been
making their way along one of New Haven’s principal streets and come
upon this astonishing spectacle:
Bruce Browning sat there on the corner, perched on a high stool,
dressed like a fisherman, with a sailor’s “sou’wester” on his head, and
rubber boots on his feet, gravely pretending to fish in the street with
a pole and line.
Pedestrians paused to stare, poke each other in the ribs, laugh and
chaff the big fellow on the stool, but he did not heed them in the
least, calmly continuing to fish, as if he expected at any moment to
feel a bite.
Frank, Hodge, Pierson, Gamp, Griswold and Noon were some of the
students who had come upon this surprising spectacle while walking
along the street.
Noon was a prominent candidate for the position of catcher on the
’varsity ball team, but Hodge was coming into notice through his work
on the freshman nine, and, although he was a freshman, it was rumored
that, aided by the influence of Frank, he stood a chance of getting on
for a trial.
Joe Gamp was a big, awkward boy from New Hampshire, who, for all
of the time he had spent in college, could not drop the vernacular
of the farm. To hear him talk no one could have dreamed he was a
college student, and that he stood well in his class. And he stammered
outrageously.
“Gug-gug-gug-great gosh!” he cried, standing with his hands in his
pockets and staring at the fat youth on the stool. “Will somebody
tut-tut-tell me what in thunder it mum-mum-mum-means? First we saw a
fuf-fuf-feller walkin’ araound with his cuc-cuc-clothes turned wrong
sus-sus-sus-side out, then another was bub-bub-bub-barkin’ like a
dorg, another was tryin’ to stand on his head in fuf-fuf-front of the
pup-pup-pup-post office, and here’s Browning fuf-fuf-fuf-fuf---- Here
is Bur-bub-bub-bub-bub---- I sus-sus-sus-sus----”
“Whistle, Joe!” laughed Frank. “Whistle, quick. You’re going backward,
and you’ll have to say it all over if you don’t whistle.”
Gamp whistled.
“I sus-sus-sus”--whistle--“I say here’s Browning tut-tut-trying
to cuc-cuc-cuc-catch a fuf-fuf-fuf-fuf”--whistle--“a fish in the
middle of the sus-sus-street, just as if he was fishin’ in the
dud-dud-dud-dud”--whistle--“the deep blue sea. I don’t understand what
all this bub-bub-business is abub-bub-bout.”
“I didn’t know but the first fellow we saw was doing it on a wager,”
said Bart; “but now----”
“Those fellows are candidates for some society,” explained Pierson.
“They have been commanded to do those things, and they dare not disobey
if they wish to pass.”
“Is that it?” cried Gamp, who was astonishingly green for a Yale man.
“Well, dud-dud-darned if that ain’t fuf-fuf-fuf-funny! A-haw! a-haw!
a-haw!”
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