Adventure stories; Dime novels; Merriwell, Frank (Fictitious character) -- Juvenile fiction; Popular literature
He had a laugh that was like the braying of a mule, and a passing
pedestrian dodged so suddenly that he jumped from under his hat, while
an old lady with an umbrella turned and cried:
“Shoo! Git away! Don’t you bite me!”
She waved her umbrella in Gamp’s direction and peered fearfully over
her spectacles, as if she fully expected to see some fierce wild beast
rushing upon her.
That caused all the other boys to laugh again, while Joe paused, with
his huge mouth wide open, and stared in surprise at the excited and
trembling old lady.
“Hey?” he cried.
“Mercy!” gasped the old lady. “I thought so. I thought it was a horse
whickerin’ for hay.”
Then she hurried on, while the boys, with the exception of Gamp, were
convulsed with merriment.
Joe stared after the old lady’s retreating form, gasping for breath.
“First tut-tut-tut-time I ever was took for a hoss!” he exclaimed.
“That’s a horse on you,” chuckled Danny Griswold.
Despite himself, Bruce Browning had not been able to keep from turning
his head a moment to see what all the excitement was about. As he did
so, a street urchin slipped out quickly and hitched a dead cat onto
the end of the line that lay in the street, losing not a moment in
scampering out of sight.
Bruce pulled up the line to cast it out again, and the cat came with it.
Then there was another shout of merriment.
“Browning has met with a cat-astrophe,” laughed Frank.
“He’s caught a cat-fish,” cried Danny Griswold.
“Spt! spt! Me-e-e-ow! Ma-ri-ar!”
Danny Griswold gave vent to a perfect volley of cat-calls, and there
was an uproar of mirth around that corner.
Through it all Browning retained his sober dignity, removing the cat
from his hook, as if he had captured a fish, and flinging the line out
into the street again.
A policeman, who was sauntering along at a distance, heard the sounds,
and came rushing forward. He was a green man on the force, and he had
not been many moons on this side of the “pond.” He had red hair, and a
face that looked like a painful accident.
“Pwhat’s this, Oi dunno?” he exclaimed, bursting through the crowd and
halting so suddenly that he nearly fell over himself when he saw Bruce.
“An’ now will yez be afther tellin’ me pwhat ye’re doin’ there?”
Browning made no reply, but gravely pulled up his line, looked at the
hook, as if to ascertain the condition of the bait, and again made a
cast into the street.
The little Irishman grew red in the face.
“Look here, me foine b’y!” he cried, flourishing his stick; “it’s
the magisty av th’ law Oi ripresint, an’ Oi do be afther axin’ ye a
quistion. Pwhat are yez doin’ there, Oi want to know?”
Bruce remained silent.
The spectators looked on with interest, wondering what the outcome
would be.
The policeman came a bit nearer Bruce, and again shook his stick,
crying:
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