Fresh Every Hour: Detailing the Adventures, Comic and Pathetic of One Jimmy Martin, Purveyor of Publicity, a Young Gentleman Possessing Sublime Nerve, Whimsical Imagination, Colossal Impudence, and, Withal, the Heart of a Child.Toohey, John Peter
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Fresh Every Hour: Detailing the Adventures, Comic and Pathetic of One Jimmy Martin, Purveyor of Publicity, a Young Gentleman Possessing Sublime Nerve, Whimsical Imagination, Colossal Impudence, and, Withal, the Heart of a Child.
Toohey, John Peter
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“Of course his motor hasn’t really gone dead,” replied Jimmy. “He’s just
ordered his engineer to shut it off so they can drift with the wind.
That was all framed up between us. He’ll probably turn on the gas again
and cruise around out of sight of land for a couple of hours and shut
off his engine every time he sees a ship comin’ in sight. That’ll be an
alibi for the story. When the little old sun starts to sink in the west
he’ll turn that gas bag towards the Jersey coast and he’ll make a
landing just before dark at a place we picked out yesterday morning.
He’s going to lay under cover there, and we’ll keep the country guessin’
all day tomorrow.”
“But someone will see him land,” criticized the manager.
“I don’t think there’s a chance of that,” replied Jimmy jauntily. “We
picked out a spot that’s as lonesome lookin’ as an iceberg. There isn’t
a house within two miles, and there’s nothin’ but marsh-land all around.
There’s one little place right in the center that’s high and dry. That’s
where he lands. Wilkins has got his car planted a couple of miles away
and his chauffeur is goin’ to be right on the job in a row-boat—you see
there’s a little creek that runs through the swamp—and the girl is goin’
to be taken away in the boat and slipped away to a hotel—that is, Lolita
was goin’ to be slipped away and was goin’ to keep dark until she got
the signal to appear again. Maybe this society queen’ll be game enough
to go through with it just for the fun of the thing.”
“We were goin’ to keep the agony up until tomorrow night at the earliest
and maybe until the day after tomorrow. Then Wilkins was goin’ to
telephone that he’d just landed after bein’ tossed about in the air and
all that, and Lolita was goin’ to have a nervous collapse and be
interviewed in bed by a flock of reporters with a couple of trained
nurses and three doctors hoverin’ around in the offing. You can fill in
the other details yourself. Anyhow, it’s a grand little notion for a
story even if this Betty Ashley person doesn’t come through. We’ll know
about that tonight.”
“How so?”
“Why, the chauffeur has instructions to telephone me the minute he gets
to the hotel. That ought to be not later than nine-thirty.”
“Why didn’t you tell me all about this beforehand?”
Jimmy smiled a bit guiltily before replying.
“I had a hunch that maybe you’d put the kibosh on the whole scheme
because I was featurin’ a certain party too much,” he responded. He grew
serious again for a minute and a far-away look crept into his eyes.
“Say, Mac,” he went on, “I had a number that called for the grand prize,
and I’ve lost the ticket. It’s rotten luck. From the way she spoke a few
minutes ago I’ll bet I don’t ever get out again, not even on probation.”
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