Fresh Every Hour: Detailing the Adventures, Comic and Pathetic of One Jimmy Martin, Purveyor of Publicity, a Young Gentleman Possessing Sublime Nerve, Whimsical Imagination, Colossal Impudence, and, Withal, the Heart of a Child.Toohey, John Peter
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Fresh Every Hour: Detailing the Adventures, Comic and Pathetic of One Jimmy Martin, Purveyor of Publicity, a Young Gentleman Possessing Sublime Nerve, Whimsical Imagination, Colossal Impudence, and, Withal, the Heart of a Child.
Toohey, John Peter
Press agents -- Fiction
“That’s be all right,” consoled McClintock. “I’ll fix that part of it
for you. It’s a great story even if the Hon. Betty Ashley doesn’t go
through and if she does—why, if she does, it’ll be the biggest thing
ever pulled off in this country. Think of that for a little while.”
The Associated Press and the metropolitan newspapers were inclined to be
a bit skeptical of the facts which Jimmy telephoned them at the outset,
but outside confirmation was forthcoming promptly and within two hours
after Major Bobby Wilkins and Hon. Betty Ashley had disappeared in the
general direction of the open sea the story was the sensation of the
summer in journalistic circles.
A squad of picked feature writers invaded Jollyland in quest of detailed
particulars concerning the events leading up to the beginning of the
ill-fated balloon trip; seven sob sisters motored to the palatial home
at which the Hon. Betty was a house guest and interviewed a weeping and
distraught maiden aunt of that lady who had been acting as a submissive
chaperone, and who was certain that when “dear Ned, her father, hears
the news he’ll froth at the mouth and have a stroke;” cables were
frantically dispatched to London instructing correspondents to break the
news to “dear Ned” and watch the results; city editors pawed over
assortments of photographs of the beautiful heroine and conferred with
art department heads as to the most suitable ones to use for decorative
lay-outs; dozens of “leg-men” were sent out to points along the Jersey
and Long Island coasts with directions to watch for any possible news of
the return of the balloon and to keep on the lookout for any pleasure
yacht owner who might have seen the dirigible after she passed out of
sight of land; the Washington offices were instructed to post a man in
the navy department all night long to watch for any wireless news which
might come flashing back from the torpedo boat destroyers which, at the
urgent solicitation of the British ambassador, were to be sent out to
scour the sea in search of the missing airship, and it was unanimously
decided at editorial councils in every office to let the story “lead”
the paper the following morning unless some great unforeseen national or
international calamity transpired in the meantime.
Jimmy Martin became the focus point of more importunate newsgatherers
than he had ever fancied, in his wildest dreams, would assail him for
information and when a delegation of correspondents from a half dozen
London papers looked in on him at eight o’clock and told him that they
had been instructed to rush as much stuff as the cables would carry he
almost passed into a trance.
“Mac,” he confided to the manager when the English correspondents had
gone, “I feel like the fellow who looked at the giraffe and said ‘there
ain’t no such animal.’ There ain’t no such story. It’s a dream.”
“Well, I’ve left instructions that we’re not to be called,” returned
McClintock. “Let’s dream a little more.”
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