American essays -- 19th century; Short stories, American
Miss Alsop was an unmarried woman of forty, and presented that strange
anomaly, a fat old maid. Her teeth were good, her hair thick and glossy,
and her voice softer than the cooing of a dove; one of those voices
which are the never-failing herald of deceit and hypocrisy to the keen
observer of human nature. For years she had had her eye upon Mr. Alsop,
and actually claimed a sort of cousinly relationship, which she never
had been able very clearly to establish, but upon the strength of which
she had come, self-invited, twice a month, to spend the day. The first
moment Mrs. Wade saw her, she was conscious of an instinctive aversion
to her; but as she was never in the habit of consulting her own tastes
or inclinations, she endured the infliction with her own gentle
sweetness. No one who witnessed her offering Miss Alsop the easiest
chair, or helping her to the daintiest bit on the table, would have
supposed that she read the wily woman’s secret heart. Not a look, not a
word, not a tone betrayed it; but when the weary day was over, and Miss
Alsop had exhausted all her vapid nothings, and, tying on her bonnet,
regretted that she must trouble Mr. Wade to wait upon her home, Mrs.
Wade, as they passed through the door, and out into the darkness, would
lean her cheek upon her hand, while tears, which no human eye had ever
seen, fell thick and fast.
Not that Mr. Wade had any affection for Miss Alsop--not at all--he was
incapable of affection for any thing but himself and his money; but Miss
Alsop had a way of saying little complimentary things to which the most
sensible man alive never yet was insensible, from the stupidest and
silliest of women. What wonder that the profound Mr. Wade walked into
the trap with his betters? and though he would not, for one of his
money-bags, have owned it, he always left her doubly impressed with the
value of his own consequence. Then--Miss Alsop knew how to be an
excellent listener when occasion required, and Mr. Wade was, like all
egregious stupidities, fond of hearing himself talk; and occasionally
Miss Alsop would ask him to repeat some remark he had made, as if
peculiarly struck with its acuteness, or its adaptation to her
single-blessed-needs, upon which Mr. Wade would afterward pleasantly
reflect, with the mental exclamation, “Sensible woman, that Miss Alsop!”
Let it not be supposed that this depth of cunning was at all
incompatible with obtuseness of intellect--not at all--there is no
cunning like the cunning of a fool. Yes--Miss Alsop knew her man. She
knew she could afford to bide her time; besides, were personal charms
insufficient, had she not a most potent auxiliary in her bank-book,
which placed to her spinster credit twenty thousand dollars in the
“People’s Bank?”
CHAPTER VI.
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