Fritz to the Front, or, the Ventriloquist Scamp-HunterWheeler, Edward L. (Edward Lytton)
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Fritz to the Front, or, the Ventriloquist Scamp-Hunter
Wheeler, Edward L. (Edward Lytton)
Detective and mystery stories; Ventriloquists -- Fiction
Among the passengers was a young lady of eighteen or nineteen years of
age, who sat in the stern of the boat, seeming to have no friends or
acquaintances.
She was by no means unprepossessing in face, and was trimly built, and
dressed rather stylishly, compared to the others of her sex aboard the
boat.
It was not long before several of the roughs noted the fact that she
was unaccompanied, and determined to know the reason why.
Therefore, one lubberly, raw-boned young bruiser, with a freckled
face, blood-shot eyes, and a large, red nose, approached her and
tipped his hat with tipsy gallantry:
"'Scuse me, young lady, but (hic) may I ask ef yer got (hic) company?"
he asked.
"Plenty of it, sir," the young lady replied, her eyes flashing. "I do
not know you; you'd confer a favor by not addressing me."
"I'll do as I please, my gal; don't ye sass yer cuzzin. Don't ye know
me? I'm a 'full moon' solid Mulligan Muldoon, I am."
Greatly annoyed, the young woman turned her head away without
answering.
This, however, did not abash the "full moon," for he advanced closer,
and laid one burly hand upon the railing beside her.
"Now, (hic) see here, my beloved Miss Moriarty," he began, but before
he could proceed further, a foppishly attired young Jew, with red hair
and a hooked nose, stepped forward and slapped the Fourth Ward man on
the shoulder.
"Yoost you bounce oud, mine friend," he said. "Der young lady don'd
vas vant some off your attention."
"Hello! who in blazes are you?" Muldoon demanded, gruffly, not
offering to move. "I are Muldoon, ther solid man, I am, an' I allow I
kin lick any man on (hic) ther boat."
"That don'd make any difference. Dot young lady don'd vant you near
her, und uff you don'd vas gone away, right off quick, I'll throw you
oud--dot's der style off an excursionist I am!" cried the Jew.
"Oho! you wull, wull you? You'll throw me out, hey?--me Full-moon
Muldoon, ther solid man? I'll hev a kiss from the girl an' then I'll
heave yer Israelite carcass overboard for the fishes."
And, making a drunken lunge forward, he threw his arms about the young
lady's neck, amid indignant cries of a crowd of bystanders, and
attempted to kiss her.
But he failed in his purpose, for she pluckily threw him off, and the
next instant the Jewish-looking young man came to her rescue.
Seizing the rough by the coat and trousers he jerked him away; then
with the strength of a Hercules, raised him from the floor and hurled
him forward down the cabin stairway to the lower deck.
A cheer of approval at once went up from the larger share of the
spectators, and the Dutchman became the hero of the hour.
Some of Muldoon's companions rushed to his rescue and found him
doubled up like a jack-knife, and groaning over severe bumps.
His rough usage, however, had evidently cowed him, for he made no
attempt to show fight or create further disturbance.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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