Fritz to the Front, or, the Ventriloquist Scamp-Hunter — John Shaqi
Fritz to the Front, or, the Ventriloquist Scamp-HunterWheeler, Edward L. (Edward Lytton)
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Fritz to the Front, or, the Ventriloquist Scamp-Hunter
Wheeler, Edward L. (Edward Lytton)
Detective and mystery stories; Ventriloquists -- Fiction
The young lady thanked the Jew, but that was all, until the boat
grated up alongside Kaighn's Point wharf, when she caught his eye and
motioned for him to approach.
"If you will be so kind as to assist me in finding a seat in the
train," she said, modestly, "I would esteem it a great favor."
"Vel, you bet I vil! Id is a purdy rough crowd for a young lady
withoud some company. My name ish Fritz Snyder; vot ish yours?"
"You may call me Madge," was the quiet reply.
Then Fritz took her little traveling-bag, and they left the boat with
the crowd, and boarded the excursion-train which was close at hand.
Being among the first to reach it, they had no difficulty in finding a
seat, and made haste to occupy it, as the cars were fast filling.
"I reckon ash how you vas goin' to der sea-shore?" Fritz asked, having
some curiosity to know.
"I presume so, if the cars take me there," the young lady replied,
with a faint smile. "Is it a nice place?"
"Vel, I don'd know. I vas neffer there, but I hear id vas a nice
place. You see, I vas goin' there on pizness--I--I--don'd know off I
stay long or not."
Little more was said during the overland trip to the ocean.
The young woman did not appear inclined to talk, and Fritz finally
excused himself, and moved to another seat.
"Der ish somedings vot don'd vas right apoud dot vimmens," he
soliloquized. "She ish not goin' to der sea-shore for vone object
alone, I'll bet a half-dollar."
Just ahead of him, in the next seat, sat two old ladies, who were
discussing that topic uppermost in their minds--spiritualism. One was
a believer--the other an unbeliever.
"Pooh! you can't stuff such nonsense into my head, Marier," the
unbeliever declared, taking a pinch of snuff. "Speerits don't trouble
me."
"But, that is because you have no faith, Mehitable. Now, my Sammy's
speerit converses with me, every day and night, and keeps me posted
about the realms of eternal bliss, and when I ax him to appear, he
comes before me as natural as life."
"Has he got that wart behind his left ear yet?" apparently asked a man
in front of the ladies, though Ventriloquist Fritz was of course the
author of the question.
"Sir-r-rh!" the spiritualist cried, indignantly, "I'll have you know
my Samuel had no wart upon his person!"
"But he had bunions, though!" a portly old gent across the aisle
seemed to declare.
"It's a lie--a shameful lie! I'd like to know how you dare cast your
insinuations about one you never knew, sir?" and Mrs. Marier arose in
her seat, excitedly. "My husband was a good moral gentleman."
"For the land's sake, Marier, do set down," the other woman cried,
feeling embarrassed.
"No I won't set down!" Marier declared. "That old bald-headed, pussy
fabricator said my Sammy had bunions!"
"My good woman, I never said anything of the kind," the portly party
declared, getting red in the face.
"The old woman's crazy!" another man seemed to cry.
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