From Seven to Seventy: Memories of a Painter and a YankeeSimmons, Edward
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From Seven to Seventy: Memories of a Painter and a Yankee
Simmons, Edward
Artists -- Biography
But all the students were not old. Most of them were quite young, and
some very unsophisticated. I remember a blond fellow, green, and
straight from the country, who had received a hundred francs a month
from the citizens of his home town to complete his art education. One
day he came running into the studio, breathless, stammering out a most
amazing story. He had been staring in a jeweler’s window when a
beautiful woman, “an angel,” approached him, saying:
“Who art thou?”
“Your servant.”
She took him by the arm to her barouche, and he drove with her to a
magnificent house on the Champs Élysées. There servants took charge of
him and arrayed him in fine clothing. The details of the next three days
were very vague, but he lived in a dream. One of the things he did was
to drive with her into the country at 4 A.M. to drink milk fresh from
the cows. It was another story of Diana and Endymion, but all he could
say was:
“She was a goddess.”
We were inclined to disbelieve his tale until one evening we took him to
the Variétés, whose back door opened into the same _galerie_ as
Julian’s. There, on the stage, he discovered his “goddess.” She was
Judic, a famous actress of the day, well known for her curious amours!
Most of us students were poor. I had fifty dollars a month allowance,
but I roomed with a fellow who had only twenty for everything—and he
made it do. We lived in the rue de Douai in Montmartre. The room, six
flights up, with a trapdoor for a window, was furnished with two iron
cots and very little else. I remember we used champagne bottles for
water ewers. For all this we paid thirty francs a month. No heat, of
course, and in winter the cold was unspeakable. One night I got an idea,
and, taking my blanket, started across the icy red-tiled floor to get
into my roommate’s bunk. In the middle of the room I ran into something.
It was he coming to sleep with me! We laughed and went out and bought a
roast chicken and a bottle of wine. It did not take much to start a
party in those days.
We could not afford the theater, but would go now and then to sit on the
boulevards over our beer. The wicked thing was to go to the Café
Américain and drink with the girls. Here one night I saw an amusing
thing. A little fellow with varnished boots, loud clothes, and a gay
tie, showing every outward vulgarity that some Americans can show, was
sitting on the balcony with two large, fat women.
Suddenly, a row started below—bad words and then loud oaths in
English—and a blow. The French do not do this; they slap the face, but
do not use the fist.
“_Un coup de poing Anglais!_”
We looked down. Five or six Frenchmen were upon two Americans; and then
one yelled:
“Any Americans here?”
The little fellow got up. He was terribly drunk, but, stepping on his
chair, he climbed upon the railing of the balcony, balanced himself a
moment unsteadily, and then leaped wildly into the crowd, shouting:
“I don’t amount to much, but here goes!”
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