Frontier Humor in Verse, Prose and Picture — John Shaqi
Frontier Humor in Verse, Prose and PictureCox, Palmer
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Frontier Humor in Verse, Prose and Picture
Cox, Palmer
Canadian wit and humor
“Now, sir, I ask what mercy should be shown the monster who has himself
shown none? He has doomed a fair representative of that sex whose
presence civilizes ours, to an ever new affliction and a life of
perpetual wakefulness. What course can she pursue? There are but two
roads. Which shall she take? One leads to the court room and the other
leads to the cemetery. She must either be freed from her husband or go
down to an untimely grave, perhaps to have her place quickly filled by
another unsuspecting victim. No, your Honor; this man, and I regret to
say it, this husband and father, should not be permitted to destroy the
peace and bright prospects of more than one female. Let it be known to
the world that he has ruined the hopes of a loving wife, let it be
blazoned upon the housetops and upon the fences that he _snores_; then
let him get another mate, if he can.
[Illustration]
“The wife should not only have a divorce from the deceptive monster, but
she should have the custody of the children. She deserves them by virtue
of her long suffering and patience, while he who has so heartlessly
deceived her cannot be competent to guide their little feet aright in
the dangerous walks of life. On behalf of this sorrowing wife, all other
wives, and of the wives yet to be, who are ripening into womanhood
around our hearths, I cry separation! In the name of confidence
betrayed, of hopes blasted, and of a life aged before its time, I
repeat, separation! separation!”
He sank into his seat, and despite the order of the bailiff for “silence
in court,” generous applause swept throughout the room. The judge took
occasion to compliment the lawyer for his able argument, and said it was
the greatest forensic effort he had listened to since he assumed the
responsibilities of his office. The prayer was granted and the children
awarded to the plaintiff.
[Illustration]
VISITING A SCHOOL.
Accepting an invitation extended by the principal of an uptown school, I
visited that institution to-day. The masses of young humanity a person
finds in these temples of instruction is something amazingly impressive.
Eight or nine hundred scholars are attending the one school on which I
bestowed my attentions to-day.
[Illustration: HEAD OF HIS CLASS.]
[Illustration: FOOT OF HER CLASS.]
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